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Tove Lo Rates Goat Yoga, Midsommar and IKEA

Tove Lo, known for the tracks “Habits” and “Bad as the Boys”, rates a random assortment of things, from Bratz Dolls and pasties to meditation apps and foam raves.

Released on 10/24/2019

Transcript

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Goat yoga is very underrated.

It is the best feeling,

especially if it's baby coats,

who are just the cutest thing ever.

Like, when they jump on you, you get like,

first of all, it's like a little bit scary

'cause you're like, is it gonna hurt?

But it feels really good, like,

really hit the pressure points between your shoulder blades

and it's like, it's a good feeling.

I have done it maybe four times?

Once at a party with like, full-grown goats

and that was kinda, that was a bit scary.

But once they're like on you,

you're like, this feels really good.

And then a few times, like a bit outside of LA

with baby ones, and that was epic.

They just like run around you

and like hop on your head and hop on your back

and like stand on your butt

and just like walk around there.

It's like getting a massage via a goat.

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Bratz dolls, overrated.

I don't really get it.

They look weird. [laughs]

Think they freak me out a little.

I think I've seen too many, like,

weird scary movies where dolls have been the subject,

so dolls in general, I'm just kind of,

if I walk into a room and there's a bunch of dolls there,

I'm kinda like, I get a little, like, eerie feeling.

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I haven't seen the movie,

I think it's gonna just scare me too much.

But it's kind of just like,

it's a party where you dance around a pole

that looks like a flower penis

and you drink schnapps and you get hammered

and you sing weird songs about little frogs and little foxes

and you have a great time,

or what usually happens is everyone gets too drunk

and starts fighting and hook up with the wrong person

and throw up and it just turns into a whole mess.

So, mm, and it always rains.

That's overrated, it's overrated, yeah.

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Ikea, okay, it's overrated, I think.

It's like, yes, it's functional,

but it breaks real quick and doesn't look that great.

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Being a pop star? [laughs]

Being a pop star, I would say

it's weird because it is

underrated for me in the way that like,

some of my wildest dreams have come true

and I can't believe I get to like,

travel the world and like,

play for huge crowds and release music that I love.

But then it's also overrated

because there's a lot of stuff

that doesn't have anything to do with music

and that sometimes gets weird.

But I would still say underrated.

I feel like I'm usually, pretty, like, chill,

like, most of my fans are like kind of my age

or like, or, you know, similar to me,

I feel like it's very easy to just,

like, hang out with them.

But then there's always the occasional, like,

you know, you get this letter and it's about, you know,

how all the songs that I've released

have been a message to that person and that, you know,

they've been trying to meet up with me again from, you know,

the first time that we met, and I'm like,

I'm pretty sure I've never met you before.

And it kinda gets to a place where it's like,

what's reality and what's not kind of thing.

And then you just gotta have a, you know,

just be a little bit extra careful. [laughs]

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They don't work for me,

so I'm gonna say overrated.

What seems to be working for me now

is I have to put on like a series,

like a comedy series that, like,

I kind of know what happens in every episode,

like Friends or Seinfeld or whatever,

and it's like almost like,

you feel like there's like people in the room

and then I fall asleep really easily.

It's a process for me when I go to bed,

like, okay, I can't just like,

I'm not like, lights out.

Yeah.

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Pasties are underrated, I love pasties.

They're just like a great way to, like,

be topless without really getting hassled.

You know, unless you're in France,

and then you don't need 'em at all.

It's like a fun extra thing.

Yeah, spice up your titties.

[laughs]

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I mean, overrated, he doesn't even speak Swedish.

It's just like a weird fake language. [laughs]

He speaks a like, hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie kind of thing

and I get it, 'cause Swedish is very, like,

melodic and kinda like very quick and bouncy, I guess,

so I get why that's the thing.

So yeah, I'm like, learn Swedish, do the effort. [laughing]

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Definitely underrated.

It's so fun to wear.

I mean it's tacky, but it's just,

you have a lot more fun when you're dancing

and you're looking down

and your feet are like lighting up to the beat of your feet,

it's great.

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Overrated, it's so annoying.

I love raves, but the foam just fucks my night up.

You just get sticky and it like ruins your clothes

and just everything smells, and no.

[laughs]

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Starring: Tove Lo

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