Whitney Rate AirPods, Instagram, and Satan

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Like the new ones with no connector?

That's completely over, I mean--

I don't even wanna rate that.

Isn't that just obvious?

It's like I hate 'em already.

Yeah.

I don't wanna do--

It's actually pure hatred, and that's the answer,

'cause what the hell are they doing?

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Uh, I would say underrated, I don't wash my hands.

but I need to see the facts

on like whether or not it truly

like cleanses your filth.

I'm a serial non-hand-washer.

That's disgusting. I don't do it.

That's disgusting.

I do have a--

So it's a waste of time in my opinion.

My pre-show ritual is to pee and then not wash my hands,

because I'm scared that the sticks

would slide outta my hands.

But you have the sweatiest hands on all time as well.

They're always cleaning themselves.

It's like a dog's mouth. (laughing)

It's just-- (laughs)

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Mm.

Underrated, I don't know, just as a concept, it's cool.

We were like, just in Bergen,

which is like the home of like death metal.

Yeah.

And like, that weird like scene with Mayhem and stuff

was all kind of like happening around there, and--

It's a gorgeous city, too--

It's amazing.

It really doesn't make sense why kids got so bored

that they like started death metal or what have you.

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I don't know.

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Dude that's like, a really intense question.

Yeah. (laughter)

I think underrated, though.

I like it better than Twitter.

Hmm-mm, it's destroying me in the van.

I just like, I'm getting headaches

from like staring at a screen too often.

Explore feature, overrated, should be destroyed.

Yeah.

Explore feature is the worst thing.

You just lose like hours--

Yeah, you just--

Of your brain.

Like you're not doing anything productive

in any sort of way.

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Mm.

Wait, I guess I would say overrated

because the coolest thing is like

those flying squirrel suits. Yes, ah!

I was gonna say the exact same thing.

Ever seen those? The flying squirrel suits.

Dude, that is like the most dangerous thing--

It's-- you could possibly do.

But as far as GoPro footage, come on.

I have mad respect for those people,

'cause like when they go through like the tiny things,

if they're like a little bit off, I feel like it's like

just like a cartoon splat,

which is so intense. (laughs)

It's just so fast.

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Oh uh, underrated if you dilute it

with water or sparkling water.

That's like, we all try to get like, everyone in our band

like tries to get the perfect ratio

of sparkling water to Gatorade, and--

And when you do, you pass it around the van--

I don't--

And everyone is like--

Everyone's like mmm. Mmm, it's really good.

(laughs) We like taste it like it's wine or something.

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