Weezer Rate Joel Osteen, Hotmail, and Thanksgiving Raves

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Having just watched some X-men movies

on the plane

I know where this can go.

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Overrated.

I'm gonna say underrated.

They probably suck now.

I- I don't know but I'm just assuming they suck.

But I think they'll probably

get really cool and badass.

To prevent crazy violence

at a concert or something,

You could have like.

Violent creatures that wanna

prevent the violence.

Yeah or drones going around like,

looking for anybody suspicious.

What could go wrong?

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Bandanas!

Bandanas.

Good idea.

Underrated.

Yeah, I'd like to bring them back

Only like this, not like this.

Ya know what I'm saying?

I think uh-

Does he mean like

classic, hippy, straight across

like that?

Yeah like Björn Borg

Right

would do.

Although he had

I think that was just a headband?

All right yeah, let's go with headbands.

Yeah.

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Man, I am familiar with him.

That's a tough one.

Joel Osteen, he's so-

he's so positive.

I'm gonna underrate him.

Hm

Yeah it's tough

It's tough for him these days.

Those churches freak me out though

to be honest.

I mean when I was a kid,

churches were stained glass,

very uncomfortable seats,

dower people, very somber.

Awful sermons.

Pipe Organ.

Now, it's like a fucking

rock concert with electronic drums

and latte's and

with the-

fake tits and shiz, it's terrible.

That sounds-

That sounds uh underrated

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Hotmail?

Hotmail.

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Underrated.

Hotmail?

[murmering]

That's like- yeah.

It's like pre Yahoo or-

How about Hotbot?

Remember Hotbot?

C'mon,

that was some gnarly searching.

Still underrated.

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Whoa.

Clear Kayaks?

So you can see what's going on underneath.

Yeah that's cool, underrated.

I don't know, I've seen things

in the ocean and

I don't know if I wanna see them

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so.

Crustacean Mollusk, I don't need to see it.

Or- or a Manta Tay.

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Thanksgiving raves?

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Awesome!

Raves

Thanksgiving raves.

Underrated.

[Beatbox] - That sounds awesome.

Underrated, sounds great.

Yeah.

Fun for the whole family.

Yeah I always have dinner at my dad's house

with like, extended family.

At this point,

a rave sounds more appealing.

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