Watch Joey Purp Rate Tinder, Snapchat Filters and Drake

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Overrated. Super overrated.

I'm not about to go into no movies with no glasses on,

looking like no damn idiot.

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No sir, not me.

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Hmm.

Imma get some flak for this one,

but overrated.

I never was a fan of The Simpsons,

never was a fan of Simpsons.

Negative portrayal of family and family structure.

Father's obese and addicted to donuts,

you know what I mean?

Mother's sad all the time.

Daughter's a bitch.

She just bad attitude.

And, the son's up to no good

and he stupid as hell,

you know what I mean?

They shoulda made the movie about the Flanders.

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Overrated.

Real life is way more tight than Tinder.

People need significant others,

you feel me?

Like girlfriends and boyfriends

and fiancés and shit.

Not like Tinders...

And, I feel like Tinder,

if there's 20-year studies in 20 years,

man, Tinder's probably gonna spike

all types of diseases and shit.

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Underrated. Black.

She's black.

Black superhero.

Gotta be underrated.

And, underrated cause Halle Berry's Storm

and Halle Berry just un...

You know what?

Halle Berry let a 22-year-old white dude

finesse her into paying him child support.

Overrated.

Halle Berry's overrated. Storm's overrated now.

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Overrated.

I'm over it.

It's such a thing.

And, the filters that make the fake makeup,

like facial glow filters, is just...

I feel like we're running away from ourselves in a sense,

you know what I mean?

You don't look like this.

Somebody sued their wife because she had plastic surgery

and they had kids

and the kid was ugly.

It was in China.

I'm dead serious. This really happened.

He sued her and won

cause it's really decept...

it's you lied to me.

That's like if there was a abs filter

and everybody was just on Snapchat with they shirt off

like, What's up ladies?

They'll be salty when they show up

and you look different,

you know what I'm saying?

Showing up, you got Homer Simpson sittin

in the motherfuckin living room

with a dirty polo on

and his kids running around everywhere.

His wife got blue hair,

you know what I'm saying?

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And, you thought that this nigga had abs. (laughs)

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I guess it's probably underrated

cause everybody probably partakes

and doesn't talk about it.

Internet porn's underrated.

Let's go with that one.

I guess, the first time I watched porn,

I probably just Googled the word 'porn.'

I probably found out there was a thing called porn

and Googled the word 'porn.'

I remember one time me and two of my nephews

realized that we can use the computer to find porn,

and my mom came home while we were just sitting...

We were just watching it.

We were like, Yo, this is crazy.

There's naked bitches on the computer screen.

And, my mom walked in and she was like (gasps).

And, we were like, It was a pop-up.

And, she was like, No, it wasn't. (laughs)

Yeah, that was my first porn memory.

Never was the same.

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Underrated, man.

Drizzy.

Shout out your mans, man.

Real ting.

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