Troye Sivan Rates Michael Bublé, Hairy Legs, and “Weird Al” Yankovic

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Being blonde is definitely underrated.

Sounds so cheesy, but literally felt like a new person.

Like all my clothes I felt like looked better.

It only lasted for like, the honeymoon period was three days

and then I got used to it,

but that first three days was like, euphoric.

I was like, so stoked.

I'll go back eventually,

maybe like third album will be back to my roots album,

and like I'll put lots of guitars on there and stuff,

and like dye my hair back brown.

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Underrated. Totally underrated.

First of all, I tried to force myself

to like not go on my phone,

'cause I like the challenge of just like being by myself,

and having to actually talk to myself,

and think about stuff.

Last night I went to a sushi restaurant by myself,

but I had a extremely social dinner

with these like two wasted girls at the bar.

It was really fun.

It was just like a lot of slurring,

like hey cutie, I like your hair,

they were like 30 as well, and I was fine with it.

I was like egging it on.

It was awesome.

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Leg hair?

For me personally, with the trials and tribulations

I've been through with mine, overrated.

I wish I had less of it.

It's like so weird,

I'm not at all hairy, anywhere,

except like from the knee down.

It's like really uncharacteristically, like hairy.

Right, isn't that disgusting?

It's like the grossest thing I've ever seen.

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Underrated.

(laughs) Um, I get shit because

I guess he's not cool to like,

but I love him.

I'm a sucker for like huge crowds singing

sweet sentimental songs,

that are like borderline cheesy.

It kills me.

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Overrated. (laughs)

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Mixed feelings, but overrated I think in general.

To me there's often like

a weird like sexual connotation to some of it,

like I've seen on YouTube like sleepover role play,

and it's like super creepy,

like it really weirds me out,

like hi, we're going to have a sleepover,

do you want to play a game?

And then like pillow fight sounds

and like face mask sounds,

her drinking tea like (slurps)

All of it, was like too much.

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