Trouble Rates Krispy Kreme, Witchcraft, and Pet Tigers

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It depend on if the hot sign on or not.

The hot sign, if they got the hot sign on that motherfucker.

Underrated?

That's that smoke, you hear me?

Hell yeah, underrated.

They're full of that real flavor when that shit,

put that shit on your mouth, that shit just dripping on ya.

Hell yeah, you in the game, Jones.

Yeah, but if the hot sign not on,

they're overrated like a motherfucker.

You better not come close to me with no Krispy Kreme.

I don't want no dry ass donut.

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In some cold ass shit, waiting on some fish?

I ain't standing out there in no damn ice

trying to catch no,

for what?

That ain't my line on things.

Man you got me fucked up.

It takes 10 minutes to go to JJ Fish,

and get me a number three motherfucker.

Two piece white with a fry.

Hello, thank you.

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There's a couple fine little MILFs on there I'd tear up.

I ain't gonna lie either, man.

I'd wear a ho's ass out.

They got all over the school, I put my hand in the game.

They just don't know me yet, you feel me?

Hell yeah, probably a couple of them probably do,

they probably just feel that I'm too much trouble for them.

You feel me?

I get a chance to dip into that, I'ma dip into that.

You feel me?

I'm not into reality tv or none of that shit, period.

So I just know from seeing a couple of the hos on Instagram

and shit, then somebody being like,

Oh that shawty from The Real Housewives.

I just see the snatch, I just see what she got going on,

you know what I'm saying?

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That shit just spooky to me.

I don't want to see the other side,

till the big Lord call me to the other side.

You get what I'm saying?

I don't wanna see what's gonna happen five years later.

Hell no, that shit gonna have me

too cautious on the decisions I'm gonna make

for the whole time until them five years come.

You feel me?

I'm not trying to bring no old spirit back,

no old buddy I want to have a conversation with.

I just wanna have one talk with him real quick.

He don't know what that gonna lead to.

He could've ended up dying, that motherfucker,

he could have been in heaven but you're bringing him back.

Now you're a demon.

Now you just jinxed for forever,

because you went and brought the curse in.

My mind just be all over the place though.

With that type of shit, I'd be like,

hey man my hat's off.

If anybody's doing that type of shit,

I stay away from it.

I don't even fuck around like that.

You keep you and your little witchcraft.

Get the fuck on on now.

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You growed up in the marked time,

like back in the day and shit,

then silk sheets would be kind of underrated.

Because a ho wanted to be, you know what I'm saying,

they wanted to be rolled in them,

with the slow jams playing.

You know what I mean?

So you needed those silk sheets,

that right sheets.

I don't really give a fuck about that shit.

She wants you to put that trouble on.

Hell yeah, you beating your back to that Keisha.

Drink up, Keisha.

LaTiffany, she don't give a fuck about the sheet either.

You can have no sheets on that motherfucker, man.

Hop up on that motherfucking blow up bed

and bend a ho back loose.

Oh yeah, I don't really give a fuck about a sheet either.

Unless you run into one of them Goddamn little bougie ho.

She gonna come into that motherfucker,

Where did these come from, Walmart?

Yeah bitch, and you can go over there.

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I think niggas be following trends.

That shit overrated like a motherfucker.

You don't know how to take care of no Goddamn tiger.

And that shit expensive as fuck.

Nigga, what'd you think you got?

You got that Donald Trump money?

Yeah, you get you a tiger, boy.

You turnt up.

Nigga, I'm turnt up without a tiger.

The fuck you talking 'bout,

you're fitting to see them red nosed pit pulls

stroll through that motherfucker, thank you.

Hell yeah, but I ain't fucking with no Goddamn tiger.

I don't trust no shit like that, man.

I don't fool with that now, okay?

I ain't seeing no tiger

that grew up with nobody to be loyal.

Every time I'm seeing them, it's on World Star

and he's eating a nigga whole shit loose.

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That's the little porno whore, huh?

What's she saying?

Trump bent that shit over?

Shit, nine times out of 10 he did.

She says the pussy here man.

People be doing that shit every day.

Regular motherfuckers.

So it ain't nothing different

for me to hear that the president got down.

Throw a ho a little something for some sock.

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Sometimes they're underrated,

sometimes they're overrated.

I'ma put it like that, cause there ain't nothing wrong

with a little juice, if it fit for the snack.

The only thing I don't like

is when that shit could be a brick.

Like, it's a brick.

Like touching that shit,

that shit got no type of wave to it.

Like I'm already thinking

how this shit gonna be when I'm killin' that shit.

I bend that shit over, I'm gonna slap that shit

and see that wave, that wave would turn me on.

That shit, guh-guh, guh-guh.

So if I'm hitting that ho and that shit, blam.

My hand just bounce back like,

that shit gonna make my dick too soft.

Hell it did, like this shit some bullshit,

you feel me?

But then you got hos who got their juice the right way.

That ain't got too far.

They just wanted to put a little curve on it like,

I'll just go in one time.

I just went one time.

I ain't trying to do all that, you know what I'm saying?

But if a ho got that shit all the way right,

she in the game.

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