Thundercat Rates Cardi B, Pumpkin Porn, and Bitcoin

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Oh man, it's just the things you do with your penis, man.

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It's like what am I gonna do today?

Oh, I don't know.

I'm gonna see if I can stick my dick in a pumpkin.

Wow!

What do you do, like, smoke a cigarette, and

cuddle with it after?

I mean, it's already enough after you masturbate,

you feel like a piece a trash.

Like, (laughs) like...

So what happens after you fuck a pumpkin?

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You just stand there and go, cool.

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Totally underrated.

Like, I wish my dick could be as long as my leg.

If it's possible, it's like Kendrick says,

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It's just like, you pray for your dick to get

as big as the Eiffel Tower.

That doesn't even make any sense.

But it's like, if you could,

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I guess you would, right?

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I would also decorate it.

I'd put like, rhinestones, and jewelry.

Like a necklace.

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You know, it's either that, or just kill people.

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What are you doing?

What are you doing today?

Oh, I'm gonna groom my dog so much.

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I don't know.

You could also just learn how to use Adobe.

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Ooh! Underrated.

Apparently you can buy like, an eagle.

I didn't know that was possible.

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You can buy an eagle.

You can, you can own missiles in your apartment.

You know, it's just...

And they can be shipped to you.

And you be like, oh, here you go, here's a missile.

Like, oh cool!

Like, that's what you can do, right?

You can just buy anything.

It's like Zelda currency or something.

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Ooh.

Beef jerky is underrated, man.

It's fantastic, and it's good for the kids.

I like Slim Jim.

I like they got this cracked black pepper one.

And I just bought a whole box on this last tour.

Nobody else ate it.

I don't care; it made my farts smell

like a dead animal, but,

I enjoyed those sticks of beef.

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Nascar. Hmmm.

I wanna say underrated.

Because, I feel like there's two things you go to

to see people die.

You go to like a air show, and then you...

(laughs)

Then you go to Nascar.

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Ooh, yeah.

Cardi B.

I think she's underrated.

I wanna see where she's going.

And that song; every time you hear that song,

you just wanna slap somebody, you know.

Or get drunk.

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Ooh, sneezing.

Underrated.

I feel like people hold those in.

There's no reason to hold it in.

It's like farts; it's like these are natural functions.

You don't see like, cats holding farts in.

Or dogs.

But for some reason, we're so uncomfortable around

each other to where we can't sneeze.

If I'm in an elevator with you, it's going down.

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It's just going down.

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