The Flatbush Zombies Rate OJ Simpson, Matt Damon and Macklemore | Over/Under

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Overrated

Underrated

He has a song called Breathless.

I would hum it right now but I don't know how it would go.

You hum that shit to yourself. (laughs)

That shit is fire.

He's overrated, man.

Shout out, Kenny G.

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I don't believe in any of that medieval dark age shit.

That's all lies, man.

There's a lot of paintings and stuff.

Not enough photos for me.

That shit is weird to me.

What is Middle Earth?

What is all that shit?

Louis C.K. said something funny,

he said you know what's fun about me being a white man?

I could take a time machine and go anywhere in the world

and I'm safe.

I thought about that joke, I said wow.

If I was to take a time machine right now,

to where you're talking about, us three?

We're definitely gonna be witches and gonna get burned.

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Underrated.

As a football player or a criminal?

Don't matter, underrated, underrated.

Can't get mad at him, yo, that's the judicial system.

Every now and then a nigga slip through the cracks.

Don't be mad he got away with murder.

Shit happens.

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Vampires are amazing, man.

[Man] What, Twilight?

It's just not their fault.

Blade is the best vampire.

No, Dracula is the best vampire.

Blackula.

Hm, Blackula.

I'll take Blackula versus like

Interview with the Vampire Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt,

shit like that, then you can throw Blade in there

and it'll be fine.

The vampire Morgan Freeman just as fun.

Never even thought about that, right?

(laughs)

I know you haven't thought about vampire Morgan Freeman.

(laughs)

Picture it, that shit's fly right?

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[Together] Underrated.

I think he's independent, bro.

He got his own Jordans that I need.

10 and a half.

Looking directly at the camera.

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(sighs)

Which one is that again?

The one that you keep mixing up

with the other white guys.

(laughs) Okay, I get it.

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Underrated.

People need to get healthy, man.

It's probably better than eating these

GMO cancer-ridden chickens.

Sometimes when I see people eat food

and it makes a lot of noise when they're eating it,

it makes me not want to eat food.

So, proteins shakes is lit

because it doesn't make a noise when you eat it.

What food, what food you eating that's barking at you?

Like when people be eating like hamburgers

and get sloppy and wet and it--

What kinda noise, like (whines)

No, like food noises, like sloshing and wet.

(makes loud eating noises)

Yeah, that's disgusting.

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That shit is fake, guys.

I don't know about that stuff.

I don't know if that really happened.

All right, here's a fun fact.

You know that picture of the so-called

footprint on the moon?

There's a museum that claims that

the outfit that they had there

was the actual outfit the guy wore in space

but if you look at the sole of the shoe on there

and the sole of the print that's on the moon,

it's not the same print.

There's no continuity whatsoever.

Shout-out to Stanley Kubrick.

If you know what I'm talking about, you know it's lit.

Them niggas did not go to the moon when they said they did.

They were just trying to beat the Russians.

Sorry, America.

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[Together] Overrated.

That shit made me almost die on stage.

I'll eat a homeless woman's fucking shit

Damn.

She can put the shit in her pussy

and I'll eat it before I eat that shit.

I'll eat a shit-sickle.

Take a shit, put it in the freezer.

I'll eat that before I eat fuckin Chipotle ever again.

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