The Breeders Rate Tide Pods, Drugs, and Farting

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So you buy a box and you think its this

laundry detergent Tide and you open up the lid

and there's packages in here,

and then you open up the packages and you look inside,

and there's these little pods of detergent in them.

And they're squishy.

And then you throw them in.

[Woman] Do you like it?

I don't know.

I like-

I think they're fun but I think they just

add to the packaging of everything.

And then its like, really, can I just go like that.

I mean what about the thing with the kids

putting it in their mouth?

See, that-

They do that?

Yeah.

Right?

Yes.

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Everybody knows how great drugs are (laughs)

I mean, come on.

So I mean, they're not likely to be underrated.

So I guess my position is overrated.

Okay

[Woman] Drugs are overrated.

Drug use underrated. Drug addiction overrated.

That's catch, that's a catch.

That's smart, that's smart.

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Well, they can't be overrated,

can they? No, no.

[Woman] What kind of monster would say they're overrated?

These beautiful beasts

Yeah.

They're huge, too, right?

God's chosen animal?

Yeah, no.

They're underrated, completely.

Do they have those in England?

Those type of horses?

Where do yo think the Clydedale is?

Its an English horse.

In the Budweiser factory.

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I mean...

This is another one that's caveat, I think.

Farting is underrated if you're alone.

It feels good.

But if you're in public,

and in the wrong spot Or car.

Yeah, I think this can be very, very overrated.

It's not cute.

[Woman] So one has to be careful with it.

Yeah.

It was great power.

Joe?

You can't pass, too.

She was gonna-

she was gonna pass.

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You put it in your mouth and then you let it sit there.

And then you add saliva to your mouth.

Yeah.

And then you break the milk chocolate barrier.

With your tongue.

Yeah, and inject the saliva inside into the wafer

and then have it dissolve-

The chocolate ball is still intact.

But the chocolate ball is still intact.

And that's when you slam your gum down and you just-

You mush the orb.

Yeah, underrated, definitely.

That's not how I eat them.

How do you eat them? How do you eat them?

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Well, I think they must be overrated.

I mean they're just-

they're a cause of destruction

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But unless you're talking about swimming

and you're splashing everybody.

Those are underrated.

[Woman] Yeah those are underrated.

Especially if Josephine is sitting next to the pool.

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Here's the thing with this is that the one-

people who have come up to me super, like, like-

shaking, and just like-

you did the song about the bowling ball.

Its like they never really knew people

who were back had like the whole catalog,

and just like stand there and look,

and that would be like what I would do, being a super fan.

I would never fucking talk.

I mean if Neela Gun was around

I would fucking shut my mouth and stand over there.

And watch everything they did.

Exactly.

I wouldn't say a fucking word.

Not a word.

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You know?

So the ideal of super fans aren't what you think.

They're the ones who are like oh my god, oh my god.

So super fans...

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Well, they're the ones who stand over there are underrated.

They're not, they're not necessarily the super-est fans.

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Josephine, what do you think?

Overrated.

What if you got a bad one that didn't do

what you asked it to do?

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You know.

Well, I do know. Yeah.

I'm thinking maybe overrated.

People have babies, they just think oh-

They, like chop off a piece of themselves

and they put it out there in the world,

its all ego, isn't it?

Look at me, look at how cute I am, aren't I adorable,

and its all them and ego and ego and its all that.

I mean I know that we're supposed to

you know, procreate for the species to live

and to exist and go forward

but we don't really have to.

We don't have to go forth.

The universe doesn't need us to be around,

the earth doesn't need us to be here crawling around

like a virus, going all this would never exist without me.

Breeding is overrated.

Yeah.

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