Tenacious D Rate Danzig, Mayo Ice Cream, and Line Dancing

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Well, I have fond memories of line dancing

from when I was a kid,

my parents were big into Middle Eastern folk dancing

and there was one song that I remember

and everyone would get in a line, everyone was doing,

[laughing]

and the pinkies would get involved,

[Kyle] I know.

and I don't know, this one doesn't seem,

it's a memory I have and it doesn't seem Middle Eastern,

but do you remember this song?

[singing in foreign language]

[speaking in foreign language]

[singing in foreign language]

And it was really fun line dancing to it.

I'm gonna say underrated, line dancing,

we need to bring line dancing back.

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I have not been invited to a cuddle party,

but I'm pretty sure the wife would not approve,

she would say cuddling is cheating,

if I got caught cuddling, you know what I mean?

Hm. It's pretty intimate.

You can say no, there was no transferal of fluids,

my darling, [laughing]

she would say, Fuck you with the fluids.

A cuddle is even worse than having sex.

But I said my darling.

Because you have fucking shared souls and hearts and love.

But sometimes I'll cuddle Cage,

when I'm frightened. Yeah,

I think underrated sounds like a good idea, why not?

It's better than-- Cuddle party?

Yeah.

It's a party and the whole party's just cuddling?

Yeah, I might have one.

You know where that's leading?

Orgy?

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Tongue tats?

Gotta be overrated.

I don't have any tats

and if I did get one, it would not be on the tongue.

I've already staked out some real estate,

left butt cheek. Really?

Little devil, cute little devil.

[Kyle] Oh, that would be fun.

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Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now,

that Tenacious DJs,

well, Tenacious DJ

is something that we've been talking about for a long time,

we've done a little bit of Tenacious DJing.

But it is the greatest gig of all time,

if you're a good DJ, Yeah.

you just fucking show up, you know, with a briefcase,

you get on a first class plane to Budapest

To Ibiza. or wherever you're going.

Flying to Ibiza.

Fucking, and they love you, all you have to do

is fucking pretend like you're doing stuff.

You don't even have to do stuff anymore.

Wah!

Do you remember we saw Skrillex and they had the spaceship?

Oh, yeah. On stage.

He didn't need to do all of that,

No. He did all

the other extras too. Just press Play.

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There's an amazing Danzig mash up right now,

Danzig and who's the one with the Hips Don't Lie?

I don't know, Shakira.

Shakira and Danzig, holy shit!

Shakira, Shakira. That shit is underrated,

I'd rather watch Shakira and Danzig collaborate actually,

than Tenacious D and Danzig,

Tenacious D and Danzig is kind of a hat on a hat,

Shakira and Danzig, Yeah, that's something.

that's a new flavor there.

You know, I saw her live and it's true,

her hips don't lie. Oh!

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Mayonnaise ice cream?

No, that's-- that can't be good.

That's oranges and steak or something.

Although you know, there was a time,

I've got a favorite hamburger joint in LA, Apple Pan

and they serve apple pie and you can get it a la mode

with a delicious scoop of iced cream

or you can get it with a slice

of Tiller Mc-cheddar cheese, Hm, oh yeah.

which just sounds so wrong to me, it's like why?

Why would you ever put a slice of cheese on an apple pie,

when you've got ice cream right there?

But then I realized, wait a second, you know what I love

is an apple slice with a little bit of cheese,

why wouldn't I like apple pie with a little bit of cheese?

And I said I'll have the apple pie with Tiller Mc-cheese,

I ate it and it was fucking delicious,

so maybe mayonnaise ice cream is the same thing,

where it sounds so wrong, but I'm trying to think of a time

that I've ever had mayonnaise and ice cream together.

You've never had it, because no--

Wait,

no. Hm.

Oh, ice cream sandwich, really.

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Well, sex any time is probably a good idea,

why not the shower?

You're already clean.

A lot of times, the lady makes me take a shower before,

you know, so you might as well

just cut to the chase, I guess.

Well, I have an opinion on the subject

as a matter of fact, because shower sex,

you'd think, oh, that's gonna be great,

because the water's flowing all the time,

Hm. except for one thing,

water is like one of the worst lubricants,

it takes the lubrication away, Hm.

and replaces it with just water,

so if you could somehow get some lube

piped in to the shower

in addition to the water, then I would,

but then it would be very dangerous,

you could slip up and fall and die.

I think if you were pre-lubed though.

I'm gonna say shower sex, overrated.

And the water and the lube probably would be.

Overrated as well as jacuzzi sex,

don't recommend it. Oh.

Don't recommend it, Nothing.

and also, dude, come on, you just splooged in the jacuze,

someone's now gotta fucking, how do you clean that?

And all that cleaning. You can't clean it.

You've got filters and the bubbles.

It's like swallowing gum, it's in there for fucking years.

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They get aroused by a hologram?

[Interviewer] Yeah.

I'd say that's overrated,

those people need to get out more.

Why, what's wrong with a-- A hologram?

Yeah, it's the future of sex.

Well, I could get into a sex machine perhaps,

but a hologram?

I mean, what are you gonna do with it?

You can't have inter or outer course with it.

Well, look, this is going down a weird road, but,

hm, I don't really wanna go down this road, but,

if you've ever been in a situation,

where you were watching some...

Let's say you wandered into

a risque nightclub, that featured dancing,

like what do you call that kind of dance?

Burlesque. Burlesque,

exactly, burlesque, classy. Yeah, classy.

And then you're watching the burlesque dance,

but then there's eye contact with the dancer

and you feel shy and embarrassed

and like I shouldn't be looking.

But if it's a hologram, Hm-mm.

there's no consciousness there,

so you can stare and just drink up with your eyes

to your heart's content

and never feel that weird shame of like, oh.

So there's one advantage Yeah.

to hologram boners. I'm with you, underrated.

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