Swet Shop Boys Rate Kenny Powers, Pro Wrestling, and System of a Down

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You ever been on a Jet Ski?

I've never been on a Jet Ski.

We were talking about camels,

you've been on mad camels.

Yeah I've been on a lot of camels,

because I feel like they put us,

like brown skin actors,

in films where they have to run,

and like race camels and ride camels,

but not so much on Jet Skis.

Water camels? What are they called manatees?

Water camels?

Water somethings...

Water cows. Ohh.

Yeah, I've seen a manatee.

Yeah?

Yeah, manatees are mad.

They look so outdated.

They look like, yo, why aren't you extinct?

Outdated for an animal?

Yeah, they've made no attempt to optimize...

their evolution in any way.

It's just like a hunk of flesh that floats.

I think you're being really hard on manatees.

They're not streamlined.

They have it hard enough.

Manatees are underrated.

Jet Skis, who the fuck cares?

I don't know who the fuck that is

Isn't that like, chubby white guy makes jokes

that other white people like?

What is that?

It's kind of it.

It's a TV show dude, a comedian.

From what?

Danny McBride.

Oh. I fucking love that guy, man.

The guy with the Eastbound & Down.

Yeah

He's fucking hilarious.

He's a G, he's underrated.

He sucks.

You talking about Spaghetti Hoops

Yeah, yo, you know what today?

We were playing Tic-Tac-Toe, what do you call it?

Well listen...

What do you call it?

What the fuck is Tic-Tac-Toe?

Noughts & Crosses?

It's Noughts & Crosses.

(laughing)

It's not, no, it's Tic-Tac-Toe, yo.

Alright, listen listen,

What is that game made of?

It's made of noughts. Yeah? Nought, zero.

And Crosses.

What the fuck is a tic? It's the X

What's the tac? And a O

And what's the toe?

It's not a nought and a cross.

And to answer your questions, Tic-tac-toe.

Noughts and Crosses

Underrated, wrestling's great.

It's kind of like american politics.

Yeah, I was gonna say pro wrestling has gone so mainstream

it's now in the presidential race.

I went to a wresting thing once where I lined up

and I met Val Venis.

I have a photo of me and Val Venis.

Who's Val V? I feel like we're different generations now.

Two years is a long time in wrestling,

you're a little bit younger than me.

I've watched a lot of wrestling.

Oh you just carried on watching it after I stopped.

I kept on watching it.

Wrestling's dumb.

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Bringing the hard hitting questions today.

You know again, I mean, Chicken McNuggets,

I'm not a fan, they're overrated, obviously,

but the joy they bring to my niece's eyes.

I mean, I think if you're a kid,

you can't rate them highly enough.

Yeah

And they're just so very thoughtfully sized.

Bite sized, you've got a small kid, your small mouth,

it's very, you know,

it's child centric junk food.

Terrible

It's just great.

When your a kid.

Chicken McNuggets.

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Serj Tankian?

What's the guy's name?

Serj Tankian?

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I honestly don't know who the fuck

we're talking about here.

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No that was Staind, or some...

That sounds good, after that I'll fuck with it.

System of a down is mad overrated, that shit is trash.

After that it's underrated, if that's what it sounds like,

I'll fuck with that, I want that in my life.

I hate that shit it is so bad, I can't listen to it.

It's bad.

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No, that's 311, right?

Dammit.

What the fuck is System of a Down?