Slowthai Rates Gordon Ramsay, Grand Theft Auto, and Mr. Bean

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Gordon, he's way overrated.

His food's shit.

I went to his restaurant and I had mac and cheese.

I sent him a tweet, like,

'cause he does that thing

where your missus cooks you dinner

and you're proud of her and then he'll be like,

What abomination is this?

The guy's a dickhead anyway, so,

he's way overrated.

Fuck Gordon Ramsey.

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Way underrated, but I feel like it's got

the props it needs.

You're running around robbing cars

and doing all this shit.

It keeps kids off the street.

They can do it mentally and feel like

they're part of something that's bad man,

but they don't have to go out and rob a car

and live up to some expectation.

They can just do it online, get a couple glitches

make big millions.

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Rowan Atkinson,

Johnny English doesn't do it for me.

He should have stayed as Mr. Bean,

then it would have been bangin'.

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Way underrated.

Beans on toast is like staple

for anybody who ain't got much money.

It's like, you always got a tin of beans,

you got some bread,

you might have moldy bread,

cut the mold off,

bang that in, make do with what you got.

It's the breakfast of champions.

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I'd say it's underrated. I personally don't use 'em,

but me and my girl,

if we're getting down like that

and we wanted to spice things up a bit,

you know what I'm saying?

It's sexual, it's that exploration. Find out,

your girl might love it. Do something new.

Spice your life up. Variety's the spice of life.

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Nah, I ain't tryna be someone else's hypeman.

I want to be... I'm my own mascot

I on my own tee on that shit.

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Underrated. If you get your kit off,

it's like a striptease as well

when you're doing it.

You're up there,

you're bouncing from left to right,

you take off a t-shirt, everyone's like WOOO!

And it's getting sexy, you know it's the heat.

It's that I'm bringing fire. I'm sexy.

I'm highly flammable. I'm like Prince.

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