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RiFF RAFF - Over / Under

A sullen Riff Raff considers global warming, adoption, voodoo, and shrimp.

Released on 07/23/2015

Transcript

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Depends how it's cooked, like if it's a good restaurant

and they make it proper, cool.

If it's some shit like that, it's gonna sit there

and collect dust.

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The whole United States is all just part of the earth,

so people trying to section it off and say what's what,

like, Minnesota's just part of the earth, I don't know.

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Depends if you get paid for it, or what the case is.

I used to do that.

I don't do that shit no more.

It's not freestyle, it's feestyles now.

I'm starting to learn all these things.

Like people, like times have changed

since six, eight months ago,

where I'm all ll fun and having fun and shit like that.

People changed me, the world changed me.

I'm not nice no more.

So I fuck with people, I don't like people no more.

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The game?

I mean, I don't play video games.

I quit school in elementary because of recess.

Too many games.

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Mm, doesn't, mm.

It's not in my vocabulary,

I don't wanna deal with that stuff.

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Well, listen, that's a trick question.

If I say I don't like the police,

then they'll try to arrest me,

and then if you say you like the police,

then you're not cool.

I don't deal with the government, I don't vote.

You're welcome.

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Everything in the world is all thug-something.

Everybody's feeding on something bad and shit like that,

so voodoo, if you're gonna do something,

you're trying to put a curse on somebody

for some bad shit, then as soon as something bad happens,

they're gonna think that, Oh, that was the voodoo,

but really, it's just the world, so it's bullshit.

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It's easy for somebody to say, Don't have a kid

if you aren't ready, but shit,

sometimes, accidents happen, so if the kid goes up

for adoption, I mean, somebody needs to care for the kid,

and it's better that it's adopted before it turns of age

where they start asking questions but...

Them type of situations, there's no real answer for it,

it's just try to make the best out of a situation.

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I don't give a fuck about that shit.

Were they worried about that two million years ago

when there was fucking people killing each other

with fucking stones and shit?

There's earthquakes and shit, what are you gonna do?

Tell the earthquake not to...

Fucking retarded, if you were like,

Oh, don't use hairspray 'cause da-da-da, like...

Come on, like, you're gonna stop a volcano?

Oh the volcano, stop, stop, volcano,

you're burning the forest.

It's just fucking the world, the world isn't made

to be comfortable in.

You have to, why do you think I...

Couple hundred years ago, people,

there was no AC and all this shit.

People dying at the age of 30 'cause there's no such thing

as dentists and shit like that.

This world isn't set up for comfort.

People created that level,

and I want as much comfort as possible.

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Beauty pageants.

I don't know.

I don't know about beauty pageants.

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Starring: Riff Raff

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