Rae Sremmurd Rate Paul McCartney, Condoms and Miss Piggy

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Underrated. Underrated.

Ramen is the fucking source of life.

You can do so much different stuff with just top ramen.

You can put eggs in it, put hot dogs in it.

What?

You put eggs and hot dogs in it

What, what?

Different cheese in it.

You can put so much stuff in it.

It'll be gourmet.

Like, the wonder how our bodies are so nice.

We eat Top Ramen.

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Everybody know girls love truck nuts.

I want some like extra large truck nuts like this big.

I got some gold truck nuts on my G Wagon.

They swing back and forth when I hit the brakes.

Truck nuts?

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What is them?

That's them mom jeans.

The ones that just don't really fit right,

they just don't have the right curves.

What are mom jeans?

But they just like, they on that vintage swag

with them mom jeans,

and they fill them out nicely.

I like that. What is mom jeans?

Just like the ones like, with the, the cheap like seams.

I don't know what mom jeans is.

I seen them before. (laughs)

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She is severely underrated. I'd smash.

Because like, she's the first thot.

Miss Piggy's like the first thot.

She started all the like--

Miss Piggy, she be trying to seduce people.

She a thot.

Very closed.

Just let me tell you, like, she's a puppet so,

the hole where you stick your hand,

just know it's stretched out.

Just know Kermit the Frog was in that thing.

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What's Shirley Temple?

Is she the one with the psychic powers?

She sings the song uh,

♫ Animal crackers in my soup

Is that Shirley Temple?

♫ Animal crackers loop-di-loop No, no.

Shirley Temple's the ice cream.

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It's ice cream.

No, Shirley Temple:

♫ Animal crackers in my soup

Is that really Shirley Temple?

Yeah.

Damn, hey, that's fine.

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Condoms are underrated.

Condoms are underrated, bro.

Lamb skin.

For real.

I swear to God, I put the ribbed condoms on

and go crazy.

I'm an animal.

'Cause they got the little things on the side,

so the girls really going to love it.

Matter fact, put two of them on there.

Fuck it.

Shit, no, now don't do that

'cause they going to bust.

I promise. I tried it.

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Me and Paul McCartney are related.

That's where I get my awesome rock star spirit.

That's why I'm so fresh.

That's why the girls like me so much.

He's a daisy.

Where he's supposed to be, legendary status.

And I'm his son.

Me, Jimmy.

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Raccoons are evil.

Raccoons some thugs.

Like, for real, they'll run up on you,

like they'll steal your shit.

Raccoons will go through your trash cans.

They'll put your trash can in your car.

They'll use your shower.

They'll come in your house just to get they shit.

Man, I had a trash can right by my door,

and I left the lid off,

and I had just thrown away some food or something.

That night, the raccoons was right outside my door.

They was looking at me like this,

like come outside.

Come outside, nigger, we got something for you.

It's my trash tonight.

They smoke a cigarette. I go right to sleep.

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Cursing is so underrated.

That's so freaking stupid.

Like, I love cussing.

Saying mother fucking sandals

make sandals sound so much cooler.

I walk on the beach with my mother fucking sandals.

I try not to use profanity.

Sometimes there's no other way to say fuck you.

Forget you.

That's not the same.

You know what I'm saying?

It's a whole different feeling

than when you say fuck you, man.

Fuck you.

But you're beautiful.

I would love to make love to you.

Damn.

Get that ass up.

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Goths, y'all are awesome.

Oh yeah, so cool.

I like some of the same stuff.

I watch them Japanese cartoons.

I play video games.

I like wearing the color black.

Know what I'm saying.

Now that's Gothic in it.

It's Gothic, right?

That's Emu.

That's both, ain't it?

They go hand in hand.

The world's a great place.

Look at all the colors.

You know what I'm saying?

Assume Jimmy was a Goth in high school.

I really wasn't.

But I had some Gothic friends.

Look, I like the same type of shit.

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