Noel Gallagher Rates Kanye West, Mustaches, and Ed Sheeran

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Kanye, is he of this world?

I'd say he's underrated,

without being a huge fan of his, I fucking love him,

I guess there's a bit of Kanye in all of us,

do you know what I mean?

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What really fucking annoys me about books

is when you go to the bookshop

and you'll see a book, the book will be titled

The Happiness of the Homosexual Squirrel

and I'll say, what's that book about?

They'll say, Oh, it's about drug addicts,

so what the fucking hell's that title, then?

You know, How to Catch a Hippo, what's that about?

Oh, it's about one woman's fucking erotic journey

across fucking Eastern Europe.

People who write books are fucking idiots,

I've met a few, they think they're above everybody else,

honestly, you think I'm arrogant?

Fuck me, I've met a few authors in my time

and just like, really?

You wrote a fucking book

called The Happiness of the Giraffe.

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Doughnuts are fucking overrated,

I've never been a fan,

although the man that did put the jam

inside the doughnut is a fucking genius.

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When they can go and get drugs for you, right,

then we're moving forward as a society here,

Alexa, go score us some weed, I'll be back in a bit.

All gadgets are fucking overrated,

we never needed them for like, you know,

I don't know, 2000, they built the pyramids

without fucking electricity,

there's no app for that.

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Humility is a good thing to have

and I really, I have intended to find some

at some point in my life,

but I've yet to get round to that.

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It's not to be tolerated at any point,

the beard, the full, the beard is,

okay, that's one thing, alright,

that's kind of like, fuck it, I can't be arsed,

but the mustache, that's like shaving round it,

that's when you start thinking

that you're like a 14th century, French fucking musketeer

and you think, oh no, there's a certain kind of a woman,

who'll like this.

Mustaches are fucking overrated

and for squares.

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The Ginger Fury,

yeah, he's...

honestly, what are his fucking overheads?

Like, 200 dollars a night?

He's got a guitar, a microphone

and a fucking divvy looper pedal and a tour manager,

what does he want the big tour bus for?

And he's a very nice guy

and he's got a heart of gold,

he's got a heart of ginger actually,

but I do think his music is vastly overrated.

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It's gone too far now, hasn't it?

Would you get in a car with no driver?

No, it's fucking stupid,

they'll have pilotless fucking planes next,

it's ridiculous, whoever's come up with that idea,

honestly needs fucking locking in a darkened room.

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Twitter is the playground of fucking idiots,

I would love to find out the percentage

of single males with Twitter accounts,

I would fucking hazard a guess, it's quite high.

[Interviewer] Well, you know

our President's on Twitter quite a bit.

Well, and so is my fucking brother

and quite literally I'd put the pair of 'em

in a driverless car each, so it fucking ran into each other.

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