Nipsey Hussle Rates Naked Yoga, Vanilla Ice, and Cheetos Chopsticks

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Ah, to not get the hot Cheeto shit on your hand.

That's underrated, for sure, you know what I'm sayin'.

For sure, cause that's all you.

You know, once you eat some hot Cheetos

you can guarantee you have to accidentally

brush your clothes or something.

Cause you can wash your hands for 10 minutes,

you still gonna have some lingering.

Cheeto on your shit.

So, I'll say underrated.

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Oh wee, that's dangerous for me.

I tried that one time, but you know what I'm sayin'.

That's not too comfortable for the package.

I don't, I forgot where I was at.

I just was like, this ain't for me, I dunno.

You gotta, I guess stand up.

I'll try to sit on the horse and.

All that, that's not straight.

For a man, you know what I'm sayin'.

You gotta kinda get on your toes, you know,

but I learnt that the hard way.

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Not fucking with it.

I ain't fucking with no snakes.

Ain't nothin' charming about no snake.

I don't trust a snake.

I don't care how well you say you got it trained.

He just ain't chose to turn on you yet.

That's all that you showin' me.

He ain't chose to bite your ass yet.

Anybody I know got a snake, they got bit by that snake.

I ain't fucking with it.

Read the Bible, man, you know what I'm sayin',

tell you, don't trust a snake.

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Opera listening chickens.

Well, I know, I know reggae listening

weed plants are happier plants.

You play Bob Marley for your, your crop,

and you talk to 'em nice,

they yield better, you know, buds.

So, there might be something to it.

Hey man, animal rights, you know what I'm sayin'.

Get our animals some entertainment, man.

I ain't mad at that, that's underrated.

I'll give it to 'em.

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I mean, if you Hugh Hefner, you do what

you want, you know what I mean.

He's the boss, but.

We was raised don't wear shower shoes

or house shoes or slippers outside,

cause something might happen.

You know what I mean?

You might, you can't really perform.

God forbid you run into a problem,

you gonna have a handicap, you know what I mean.

So, I dunno how pajamas factor into that but

you know, put your clothes on, man, before you go outside.

I would say, you know.

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I liked that song when I was little.

I ain't gonna lie to you.

I can't hate on Vanilla Ice, man.

But how you're gonna hate on Ice, Ice Baby?

That's a classic, man.

We were doin' the dance and all that,

you know what I'm sayin'.

I can't act like now that I'm grown and,

you know what I'm sayin', that we wasn't into that.

That was a hit.

I fuck with Vanilla Ice, man.

Underrated.

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Underrated, man.

I'm from the hood, man.

We love a pit bull, man, you know what I'm sayin'.

This is man best friend.

Yeah, I had a red nose, I had a blue pit.

Name Capone.

Wait, no, the red nose was name Capone.

And we loved, the whole hood knew Capone.

Everybody knew Capone.

He was like a celebrity dog.

You know what I'm sayin'.

And then we cried when he got hit by a car.

Literally, it was sad, you know what I'm sayin'.

You know, pit bulls, man, they like home boys.

You know, they like loyal protectors.

They gon' ride with you like your best friend.

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I with the naked women doing yoga.

I don't want no naked men around while we doing yoga.

You know what I'm sayin'.

And I don't mean that in no sexist way.

You know what I'm sayin', but.

You know, you tap into your chi

from having no clothes on, I would tell you, man,

Hey, man, do what you do, man.

It's all love, and don't invite me

to no naked yoga; I'm not coming.

You know (chuckling) what I'm saying.

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