Neon Indian Rates Ted Cruz, Guy Fieri and Patrick Stewart | Over/Under

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Six feet underrated.

Designer coffins, it's like, that's beyond morbid.

It's like narcissistic to the extent of like,

even if I can't, even if you became a ghost,

why would that be the thing?

It's like look at this beautiful coffin.

This beautiful, luxury, designer, you know

marble columns, fur rugs, you know, it's like,

what is that?

That's insane.

I feel like I would be cremated.

Then I would be in a beautiful Mason jar.

The most glorious, I would be like a salt-rimmed

bloody Mary, but the salt rim would just be my ashes.

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Overrated.

Definitely overrated.

It's the only title that one can give themselves

to be like a social media guru, you know.

I consider myself more of a social media goro,

follow my SnapChat, my Twitter, my Instagram,

my Tinder, my RIA, my Facebook, my Tumbler,

my Angelfire page, my GeoCity site,

and while you're there share with your friends.

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Underrated.

For sure.

Six months ago there was a video of him,

like really high, hanging out with his girlfriend,

and I feel like that's the Patrick Stewart

that I want to know.

The stonery, walking through parks slow, you know,

kind of just like ruminating about, you know,

his life as an actor, you know?

That's the Patrick Stewart I wanna talk to.

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I feel like the hammy response would be like,

oh, so underrated.

Oh my God, you know, like you haven't seen Jerry McGuire

until you've seen like the two dollar VHS, you know,

Sam Goody foreclosing sale version.

The better question would be certain movies on VHS.

Gremlins on VHS is underrated,

but if you watch it on Blu-ray,

and you realize that there's like, it's like a hand

with a puppet just going like (tongue noise), you know,

that's overrated.

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The person or the booger?

(laughs) 'cause the booger's underrated.

That's for sure.

The human being, just vastly beyond overrated.

But that booger, really, that was just comedy gold.

For sure.

If he did actually get the nomination,

then the booger should totally be the vice-president

running mate, because it has largely more charisma

than Ted Cruz.

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I'm gonna go with underrated.

And I have, as adult,

actually called a phone sex line before and

it is very underrated.

Very underrated.

I'm not one to kiss and tell, on the phone,

so I'm just gonna say, underrated.

Vastly.

As long as there are no further followup questions.

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Guy Fieri's internet presence, underrated.

I think his ability to meme is kind of enviable,

I've definitely just seen people sharing stuff on

Facebook, that's just like, you know,

just a photo of Guy Fieri, you know, and then like,

what was it?

It was Guy Fieri and the singer from Smash Mouth

and it was like, you've never seen these two people

in the same place at once, question mark?

Because I know that Smash Mouth did a song for Shrek,

and if Guy Fieri had been in Shrek,

that would be the most underrated movie of all time.

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