Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher Rate Men's Rights Activists, Eyelid Tattoos, and Yoga Butt Massages

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I mean I gotta say I was not a fan of the face tattoo

until I saw Lil' Wayne live.

And he looks cool. Lil' Wayne

looks like, we saw him last night,

Lil'. He's got an eyelid

tattoo. He looks like a straight up

rock star goblin.

(laughs) It's like if Labyrinth

was trying to be a little more street.

(laughs)

He's the coolest looking dude in the world.

Like the guy look good, I'm trying to smash.

Shorty wanna thug.(laughs)

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Oh, right those are definitely overrated.

It's basically a high top that will help track your pizza.

I mean finally. (laughs)

Hopefully you don't live in a city like New York

with all these pizza.

By the way. Selections.

We're in New York City right now and I gotta tell you

the pizza is (laughs) unparalleled.

And if you wanna be a real New Yorker

you go and you don't, a lot of guys West Coast squares

they'll eat their pizza like this, right?

You go to Pizza Hut or something oh, I'd love a piece

of pizza.

New Yorker (pops) you gotta put that finger in there

fold that bad boy. Double slice.

You can put two slices

in there. Double slice,

fold it crust first. Here's what I do.

Whole pizza, large pizza, stack, stack, stack.

And then I just go (slaps) like a karate chop,

burns the hand definitely horrifying pain.

Fold it, eat it, eat the whole pizza one slice,

New York style, baby.

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Oh, I mean nobody likes those.

They're overrated if they are being rated at all.

Wouldn't you agree?

Yeah, people are angry at them so they're underrated.

Gotta get in that gorilla mind set.

Take that red pill.

That's another nerd reference.

Swallow that red pill.

Here's what I do I go into a pizza place

I see a fine young woman, fine Puerto Rican girl.

I say how you doin'?

She rejects me.

I take that I stuff it into my emotional core.

I order a large pizza, fold, fold, fold.

Slice it up take a red pill from the Matrix.

But inside is the secret serum to sexism.

Crack it like an egg over the pizza, eat it.

And wake up to the reality that these girls are out here

cutting our fucking dicks off.

Why is she Puerto Rican?

It's New York, baby.

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Oh, I mean it's very popular but still underrated

because I love the font.

I love the Polo Lounge.

I love the wallpaper.

I love the bungalows.

Moshe wouldn't stay there with me but

it's a little out of his price range.

He thinks hotels should be $45.

What I'm sayin', fellas?

You heard it here first.

Welcome to The Breakfast Club.

I would say the Beverly Hills Hotel is overrated.

It's fussy and old and wasn't it owned by a terrorist

at one point?

Well we don't really think about that part.

But for real they had a terrorist

on the board. What about the stripes

on the ceiling?

There was a terrorist on the board.

The Polo Lounge.

And by the way I'm anti-terrorism.

Did I mention the wallpaper?

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Well, Moshe is a very big dessert person.

I must say I like it sweet.

(laughs) (slaps)

So you probably would like a shake with gummy worms

and Nerds.

That sounds pretty good.

I would say it's probably underrated because you can put

whatever you want in that bad boy.

Here's what I'd do.

I think you know what I'd do. (laughs)

I go in to a New York pizzeria I order 15 pizzas stack em'up

fold 'me into a roll.

Crack many, many eggs of the red pill.

Put Laurence Fishburne in there (claps).

Not from Blackish (claps) from the Matrix,

roll him in there as well.

Eat the entire thing.

Open my mouth wide like a boa constrictor.

Make a shake, I still got pizza in my throat

at this moment.

I'm whirling up all kinds of stuff.

This is a new character Moshe's working on.

It's called New York guy.

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I've gotten sexy yoga foot massage during a yoga class

and that creeped me out.

Where she's going in between your toes and really trying

to like go around.

I mean do they just get off with that, do you think?

My thing is that when you're in a yoga class

and there's some fine person that gets the massage

and then they look at you and they skip you.

(laughs) That can be really

a degradating experience.

It's like I know I'm not that good.

I feel like there's a merit based system, the better you are

at yoga the more you're gonna get that rub down.

I gotta say I like a butt rub down.

I always ask when we get a massage can you focus on my butt.

I have thing I ask I say do you do extras?

And

do you have extra item menu? (laughs)

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Underrated!

Or overrated, or rated, rated R,

rated PG-13. No, I hated

the Grateful Dead.

I am in love with them, I still hate the music but I

am in love with them after that documentary. (claps)

Yeah, you watch that documentary and it makes you

wanna become into the music.

We had a week

we were just like. We were trying.

Literally like.

We just kept playing Sugar Magnolia over

and over. You give me one

good song, we wanna be down with this.

We want in.

But also you gotta watch the documentary.

I mean they dose everyone they saw.

You could not bring a open container

around the Grateful Dead even if you were shooting something

they would literally the second you turned around

put acid in your drink.

God, now everyone is juicing.

I hate these days.

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My dad is big into personalized license plates.

His says JLEGS, for Johnny Legs that's his nickname.

All Italian people think they're in the mob.

Even when they work at Walmart for some reason.

I find them to be an advertisement of a low IQ.

I guess, what do you think Mosh?

My grandma had one and she was a stupid, stupid woman.

(laughs) No, she (laughs).

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Oh, sugar scrubs that's interesting because before

I met Moshe he would explain to me he'd never

had a girlfriend before but. Can we change the,

should we do the next topic? So what he would do instead

of have relationships he would go to a show

and then he would call up some girl and he would

go to her house, she would give him a sugar scrub

and then have sex with him.

And then he would leave.

Underrated. (laughs)

I do remember sugar scrubs specifically.

You telling me that.

By the way. She sounds cool.

Sugar scrubs overrated.

Sex (snaps) underrated.

A lot of people aren't talking about this

but sex is actually very very fun.

(laughs) And if you're watching

and you haven't tried it I suggest you do it.

Now if you're a dude you do it until the end part.

The end part is the best part.

You're all like.

Oh, this feels good. (laughs)

At the end, you're like. (yells)

You be like. (yells)

Alarm time. That's how he orgasms too.

Yeah, yeah that's what I call (laugh)

my oh face.(laughs)

I'm like Oh.

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