Miguel Rates Ponchos, Kombucha, and Hotel Mini Bars

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Moist is underrated, so underrated.

But I have home girls that can't stand that word, moist.

I like that word moist.

It should be used more.

It's like the best cake is moist.

Do you know what I mean?

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A hotel mini bar's, underrated.

Just cuz they're just always ready for a party.

You know what I mean?

I'm just like, yeah.

I wish I could have a traveling hotel mini bar with me.

Someone to just lug it around.

Cuz then you just, that and someone

with a disco ball like hanging from a fishing pole.

You know what I mean?

Just a party ready to happen all the time, yeah.

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Ponchos are, totally, underrated.

But I might be partial cuz I just like ponchos, so.

I'm definitely sticking to my guns on that one.

I'm all about the poncho.

Ponch life, straight up.

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Underrated.

I'm all about going to someone's house

and blowing up the bathroom.

All about it, all day.

No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not.

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Kombucha's so overrated, actually.

I like Kombucha, you know but everyone once in a while

it still bothers my stomach so I'm just like, ah, whatever.

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Man I love me some gluten.

I could eat French toast every meal of the day.

It's underrated because I love French toast

but it's not good for.

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Gym.

I hate the gym.

I, really, actually, don't enjoy it.

I enjoy it after.

You know what I mean?

But what did Ali say?

He's like, I hate working out

but I would rather get it in here

than lose some shit.

That's not what he said.

I just made that up right now. (laughs)

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