Maxo Kream Rates Taco Bell, Christmas, and SpongeBob SquarePants

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Mm, I think it's overrated.

I don't like kissing.

I'm not a kisser.

I mean I don't know.

I mean.

It could be underrated too

because there might be that one female.

You know what I'm saying?

You, like, like, you gave a shot

but you don't really feel her. You know what I'm saying?

She's trying to make that move

and you gotta [car screech noise]

You gotta curb it.

Hit it with the whoa.

So you gotta give 'em the forehead kiss

instead of the--

You know what I'm saying?

To be nice.

You know, nice date,

[kissing noise]

like on the head.

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That's overrated, dude.

I do not want to be walking my dog down the street

if he looks like 6ix9ine.

I refuse.

I mean if you got that relationship

with your pets you should ask 'em.

Like, Hey do you wanna be red today?

Or, Do you wanna be blue?

You know?

I wouldn't just wanna--

'cause I would be mad as hell if I'm a dog

and somebody's just dye me red.

I'm like what the fuck.

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Really females don't even like you skinny

or you swole niggas with all them tough ass muscles.

They wanna come rub on some soft

you know what I'm saying, it's genuine,

you know what I'm saying, you go from

teddy bear to grizzly bear, quick, you know what I'm saying,

so that's what's the style you know,

she wanna feel those stretchmarks.

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Y'all got like a middle answer, 'cause sometimes it be

overrated, sometimes it be underrated like that

Mexican Pizza?

Listen imma tell you what to get.

This the underrated menu.

That Mexican Pizza,

the Double Decker Tacos,

damn what I'm missing?

I'm remember they had the Nacho BellGrande

back in the day, I don't know if they still got that.

You know what I'm saying?

Overrated, the Dorito Tacos,

the Gordita Crunch, you know what I'm saying,

you don't need it, the Chalupa, that's cool.

But yeah it just depends on what you order,

but like I heard that like they used to have DillaDog for

like you know Taco Bell,

'cause they used to put dog meat

inside the actual Taco Bell.

So I don't know if that's true or not,

don't tell me that, 'cause imma eat it like this.

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Most athletes are corny bro.

They gotta think about it.

In school, the rappers, you know what I'm saying like,

the went from high school to rappers,

we always get in trouble, suspended, drop out,

we get all the bitches, 'cause we cool.

The athletes they get 'em because you know what I'm saying,

they gotta listen to the coaches,

they gotta make certain grades and shit,

you know what I'm saying?

Basically like if a female talked to athletes,

she gon' marry the athlete,

but the artist and the entertainer,

we're always gonna be her

dark nasty fantasy, she always come cheat with us,

you know what I'm saying?

Marry out but cheat with us,

have fun with us, you know?

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This whole thing overrated bro.

To pay 10 times more,

for a bottle that you get on the street?

For $30 you in the club paying $700 for the goddamn bottle?

For what you know?

It's overrated, but don't get me wrong,

I take my overrated ass out to a club any night though,

I stay in the club, but that shit overrated.

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SpongeBob underrated.

People don't give him the credit that he need,

you know what I'm saying?

Like come on bro, he cooks under the water.

Krabby Patties under the water my nigga,

who does that?

He's a sponge!

You don't get it,

SpongeBob for the culture!

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When you a kid, that's the shit.

But when you grown, it's so overrated,

then when you gotta wrap for everybody

expect gifts and shit, they don't buy you nothin'.

You know I aint got nothin' for Christmas since

I was like 13.

Then Santa aint real that broke my heart when I found out

Santa Claus wasn't real.

I'm trying to be good all year for Santa Claus,

and find out Santa Claus is my Momma.

Man fuck Santa.

Love you Momma.

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Dude that is so overrated.

That is so overrated

and lame.

I'm with her.

I'm with stupid.

I'm with, you know.

I don't know, maybe I'm hatin'.

But it depends on how you do it though,

if you do it like Gucci Mane and Keyshia,

and you come in matching Balenciaga,

matching Gucci, you feel me,

I'm talking about matching Prada,

then yeah.

But if you got a shirt that say hey, I'm with this loser,

come on dude, you lame as hell.

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Huh?

[Woman] AI sex dolls.

Ella Harrison got a sex doll?

[Woman] [laughing] No!

Oh.

That shit overrated, I would jack off, the hell,

I don't need no sex doll, that shit gonna be weird,

'cause look think about it,

if you get caught jacking off,

you could crash it really quick.

Be like why you aint knock on the door?

Hey bro what you doin'?

Nigga I'm playing watching TV, you know what I'm saying?

Like people in houses sometimes I'm doing like this

with my leg up,

covered if somebody come,

you stop it.

Now if you get caught fucking an artificial doll,

you are just weird dude.

You know what I'm saying?

Jack it before you attack it,

that's what I say.

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That shit overrated 'cause I don't think that shit real.

'cause if that's so,

like shit, like a lot of these rappers

got hitched right now,

I would take these damn songs,

go four years back, and drop it on their funky ass.

I'd go back and fix a lot of shit,

you know what I'm saying?

From credit, my cases, or like,

there's this one chick I wanted, and I said some

stupid ass shit and I couldn't get her,

I'd go back and say something else,

if it don't work imma keep going back til I get it right.

Is that shit real?

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