Macklemore Rates Golfing, Mobb Deep, and Orgies After 40

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Those things are fucking disgusting and I like sugar.

Like I saw 'em on Instagram

and everyone was talkin' about the Unicorn Frappuccino.

I took a sip

and it was like the sweetest, fructose intense, cotton candy

but like a...

Who ever did that shit in a lab needs to be fired.

It was disgusting.

Overrated.

Travis Scott had a dope rapper action figure.

I'm gonna go underrated, man.

I'm gonna go underrated.

It is a little weird to walk in to someone's office,

a grown-ass man, and they have hella toys

of other grown-ass men.

I have a bobble head.

I did a Mariner bobble head.

That shit's pretty tight.

Family flights.

Imma go with overrated.

Nowadays when I get on a plane without my child,

I'll be in coach, in the middle and be like fuck yes.

I'm so fucking lucky.

I love my kid but a long flight, even a short flight,

even TSA, it's fucking horrible.

Overrated.

Can I get an invite from somebody?

I would love to go to a rodeo.

You know the only problem with a rodeo,

and maybe I'm just judging,

I feel like there's a lot of,

there's a lot of racism at a rodeo I feel.

That's the only bad part.

Everything else is the great part.

Like you get to wear Wranglers and a fucking plaid shirt

and a cowboy hat and watch grown men and women ride ani...

It's fucking weird.

Beverly Hills Cop, underrated.

Axel Foley, the Adidas country shoes

that he wore in that movie.

I mean style icon front to back.

Beverly Hills Cop was the first music that I ever purchased.

The Heat is On, that song was my first song

that I was like I need this song

and I got the single when I was like six years old.

So that shit was imperative to my trajectory of life.

Fuck Eric and Donald.

I feel like Barron is on one.

I don't feel like he likes his pops, I understand why.

I have hope for him.

Barron is underrated.

Mobb Deep, underrated.

Classic, classic, I mean like the soundtrack to

gritty New York dark hip-hop era.

The soundtrack to every juvenile delinquent thing

that I ever did at 15 years old.

I feel like that's like steal a car music

that just makes me wanna car prowl.

It's stressful man.

And also when I was playing golf

I was also smoking copious amounts of weed

and there's nothing worse than smoking a blunt

on the golf course

and then the old people that are behind you catch up,

and they can smell the weed and you're paranoid.

This was before the days of legal weed in Washington.

And I used to just be so paranoid and then you fuck up

and then you still have 12 holes to go.

Overrated.

Orgies after 40 is underrated.

You know, when I'm 40 I'll have been married

for six, seven years, something like that.

Been with my girl for like 16,

like I hope we get it poppin'.

I think that sexuality should be explored more

as you get older.

Like I'm not as protective of like, you know,

I could never, you know, I could never do that to my girl

or I could never see someone do that to my girl.

Like no, you gotta reinvent.

You have to reinvent,

you have to spice it up

and 40's the new 20,

40's the new 20 baby.

Look at all these rappers now.

We gotta have orgies.

It's part of our DNA.

I think this whole being monogamous,

one person for the rest of your life shit

is completely overrated.

Orgies.

They should be cut off at 65 though.

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