KYLE Rates “Rugrats”, Forest Bathing, and “Elder Scrolls”

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Under-fucking-rated, and you know what?

It doesn't get the credit it deserves,

because it's like you can be raw at 2K

and still somehow get girls from that,

you know, from that thing.

You can be like, Oh yeah, now I'm like the best 2K player.

and then they're like you know,

like Oh really? And you're like Yeah yeah yeah.

and they're like, Oh, play my friend.

and then you like, beat their friend

and it's like you're cool.

You can't really do that with Elder Scrolls

but it takes just as much skill and just as much

passion to be successful in Elder Scrolls

except girls will never think that that's hot.

You know what I mean?

I can't be like, Oh I'm a level 56 wizard. Watch me.

You know what I'm saying.

Turn a homie into dust right now with my fucking

you know, with my lightning rune.

Like they're just like, Nah that's not dope.

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Are you kidding me? Rugrats?

Bro, Rugrats: unanimously underrated bro.

That's an amazing show.

That show was damn near like Friends

but when you were actually a little kid.

You know like you watch Friends as like

more of like a young adult like,

Aw this is like us.

So that how I felt like when it was like four or five

I was like, Oh my God! This is...this is like us!

You know what I mean?

I'm telling my other like, little kid homies like,

Yo, I'm like Tommy. No I'm like Tommy.

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Murdered out cars?

Uh...honestly...uh, hmm, nah.

That's hard, over-um-underrated. Underrated.

I think when somebody does that right

that shit is always cool.

You know what I mean?

You can get really far with your car

not even being that sick of a car

if you do that whole murdered out thing right.

But then there's some people who literally just

spray paint their whole shit black

and that shit is overrated.

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You know what, taking a walk: underrated.

The term forest bathing: fucking overrated.

I hate, I hate, oh my God.

That sounds like somebody came up with that

in a coffee shop in fucking Culver City or oh my God.

Forest bathing yeah you went into the woods!

Like, you know what I'm saying?

Let's not over-complicate it; it doesn't need a new term

to become a hip thing.

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Bro fuck that, that's overrated.

That is super overrated.

Never would I ever wanna work for a company

who straps a hat on me.

First of all what if the hat doesn't even look cool?

Alright, but straps a hat on me

and then reads my thoughts to improve my proficiency?

Fuck you I quit.

You feel me?

I'm either gonna be proficient or I'm not

and you can fire me but you're not gonna put a cap on me

and force me to be proficient.

Like, you know what I'm saying?

If I'm trash let me be trash.

Don't read my mind weirdos.

That's so weird.

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Shaving the lines in?

Like doing the prison lines and shit?

That shit is um, that's overrated.

Listen people of the world:

If you have eyebrows, keep them shits.

Just keep your regular eyebrows you feel me?

Like, if you wanna shave your eyebrows off

and tattoo on new ones or whatever do you.

I'm not gonna stop your, you know, spiritual journey.

Just know...that shit sucks.

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I'm gonna go ahead and say that that's overrated.

You know it's just the niggas that be

that wear that.

It's the type of people that wear that.

Like, like they always walk around dummy slow, like...

Sup bro?

Like their whole disposition is just like

I'm too sore to put on regular shoes

so I'll put on these slides and I'm like in the mall

and shit now in these slides

You probably didn't even do shit.

You probably just woke up and that's just what you put on.

Like, bro if you don't act excited to see me

I don't care that you're wearing slides

and socks okay nigga?

Act excited to see me; I'm your friend.

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Cucumba!

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Cucumba!

Yo shout out to the cucumba guy.

He's got bars yo.

The cucumba guy has bars.

That is the most swaggiest piece of information

and knowledge I've ever received

with so much style.

Like, you know have you ever talked to a teacher

and they tell you something and you're like,

Oh my God this is like, the most boring thing

I've ever experienced.

Imagine if he was teaching your class.

But if he was saying it to you like this

and, A cucumber is really dope.

and you wouldn't even say dope you'd say it's,

Cucumber is really, really good at hydration.

It's good it hy- You'd be like,

Get out of here! You know what I mean?

Let me go watch the video of Cuevo or something.

You know what I mean, flexing in the club.

But then the cucumba guy comes on

and you're here for it.

You're gonna finish the whole video because

he's killing the flow so crazy.

If Kayne does become president,

that's something I'm gonna ask him about.

I'm gonna be like, Yo, can we make sure that

we get some more like, rapping teachers?

Cucumba!

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