Kyle Kinane Rates Gatorade Martinis, Demolition Derbies, and Condom Snorting

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Underrated. Demolition derby is the best.

This is the most visceral, stimulating,

child-like joy you can have.

It doesn't have to be some culturally epic experience.

It doesn't have to be like, Oh I did ayahuasca in Peru.

No, I just got drunk and went to demolition derby.

And this is like the best leftover scene

from a John Cougar Mellencamp video I ever wanted to be in.

Underrated. Everybody should go to the demolition derby.

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Wingsuits (laughs) That's....

Somebody had to do that the first time.

Somebody had to, you know what it looks like when

you pull your balls out weird?

I've made a suit like that,

and I'm gonna jump off a mountain.

That's overrated.

That's like somebody who just

doesn't want to kill themselves yet.

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If you're gonna ingest something that's also

dehydrating you and you're gonna ingest something that's

also hydrating you at the same time, that's breaking even,

and that's just smart partying.

So I'm gonna say that's underrated cause

I didn't even know about them.

And also, I'm trying to be more positive in life

and not shit on stuff so much.

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Why does that even have a rating?

Why does that even exist? Overrated.

Do something new, teenagers like

the Tide Pod thing, that was good.

That was scary and kudos to you for finally scaring me.

We had a kid named Ed on my bus who

would take his gold chain, Italian kid

so he had the gold chain, would take it off every

field trip, snort it up his nose, cough it out his mouth.

The whole bus, Ah no way! And then,

because it was a chain, it would drag everything out of

his sinus cavity, would pull it out.

So he'd get his gold chain with the deco horn on it,

pull it out, and then a glop would come out.

That was hardcore. Forget this condom stuff.

Go back to eating detergent. That was scary.

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You're fulfilling so many daily requirements of vegetables

on top of it, it almost negates the fact that

it's a tube of like (speaker pauses)

misidentified rat parts inside of it.

Everybody should get into those celery salt lifestyle.

On a steamed bun, boil the hot dog too.

Like, I know it's gross to people. It's worth it.

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I'm gonna go underrated cause

I've never had that experience.

Like, imagine having so much wealth and you're like,

I wanna flip through my ties.

And they're just not in a drawer all shitty.

That's how you got em. Just coming at you.

Motorize more things is what I would say.

I just wear free t shirts but that would be dope

if that was motorized just coming through

instead of like they're all black anyway.

I'm like, Oh what's this one? What's this one?

Plus that like satisfies that A-S-M-R itch

of just engineering and organization.

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Unicycling which is the ultimate fixed gear bicycle,

like it really makes those guys look like dipshits.

Like this guy only has one wheel too

and he can't stop pedaling.

I don't think that, no just calm down man.

Like how much do you need?

I don't wanna be that person but right now I'm feeling

like I don't like when somebody has to

shove their uniqueness in your face.

Like yeah we're all special,

individual you know magical, geometric shapes

made by God in the world but fuck off with your unicycle.

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Whiskey chapstick get the fuck outta here.

Nobody needs that. Drink it.

Just let whiskey be whiskey.

Stop trying to make it other things.

Man, you want your lips to taste nice. Overrated.

I got cherry in my pocket right now.

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