Kevin Gates Rates Leonardo DiCaprio, Taylor Swift, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers | Over/Under

Upbeat drumming

He cool. He a drug addict though.

He always wanna drink syrup. He always talking

'I got a rumbly in my tummy'. He just always ...

Yeah, he a drug addict. He a drunk.

And that nigga Eeyore, he always losing

his fucking tail, you hear?

'Nobody loves me'. Always wanna nigga to kiss

his ass and pick him up and shit.

And I don't know what the fuck's wrong

with Christopher, you hear? You come and hang in the jungle

with the tigers and the bears and the rabbits and shit,

man, why is you not ever kicking it

with friends that's like you?

I show my teeth, my dog lick all my dimes.

Ain't no dick been in my dog's mouth.

A human mouth nastier than a dog mouth.

A dog gotta germ or bacteria in their mouth that

kills germs. I don't get colds and shit.

My dog licks me in my mouth so I don't get sick.

That nigga's a trooper, man.

That nigga came from nothing. Fucked the bitch

on a boat ... But I ain't gonna lie, though, bro

I wouldn't have died for the hoe.

You heard? He let her sit on that wood

and I let her sit on that wood ...

You can come sit on my wood all day

but I'm not about to just be in the freezing water

for you, bitch, you ain't that special.

The pussy was good, but, Id'a been tellin her

you know how they say, a woman's heart is

an ocean of secrets. Shit, bitch, I wouldn't

have been no secret. You woulda died!

I got to get to my wife, ya heard?

I just was fuckin with you on the boat, cherub.

(singing) 'My heart will go on'

Yeah.

That used to be my lil baby.

I'm still her body guard ... I ain't gonna let nobody

fuck with Taylor. Lil Tay-Tay. That's my baby.

But now, my new lil baby is Adele.

That's my lil baby, bro. That bitch the truth.

When she grab that microphone, and

(singing) 'Hello from the other ...'

Ass? That shit ...

nigga's ... people ... so pussy

they made this shit overrated,

you heard me? They made this shit overrated.

I never came out and advocated

I'm the spokesperson for eating booty and shit

like that, I just was saying that was something I do.

You hear me? For the make my woman feel good.

You know, the bitch beautiful, she got a pretty booty,

pretty pussy, I'm trying to kiss everything

on the bitch bad. Cause bitch beautiful!

And, you know, they got some niggas that just make,

that's their slogan. Yeah, you know, (mumbles).

Yeah, whatever, man. Cool.

So I feel like that shit, that's overrated.

You hear me? Cause that don't make me.

That's just an attribute. I got like 99 attributes.

Being rich is over ... overrated.

True wealth is not of the pocket,

but of the heart and of the mind.

Like, in Buddhism, they teach that the desire

is to desire nothing at all.

The end of desire

is the end of all suffering.

(singing) 'Scar tissue that I wish you saw ...

Sarcastic mister know-it-all. Close your eyes

and I'll kiss you cause, with the birds I'll share.

With the birds I share this lonely view'

Yeah!

You can't say that's a great song without saying that

(singing) 'I took her out, it was a Friday night,

I walk alone, to get feeling right, we started making out

and she took off my pants, and then I turn on the TV

and that's about the time she walked away from me

nobody likes it when you're 23, and you're still acting like

it's freshman year, but what the fuck is A.D.D.

My friends say I should act my age ...'

You know, you can't say Red Hot Chili Peppers

without saying Blink 182. And you can't say

Blink 182 without saying (singing) 'Another turning point

A fork stuck in the road, so I grabbed you by the wrist

and (mumbles)' You can't say that

Without saying Green Day. And then you can't say that

without Panic! At the Disco.

(singing) 'Well I chimed in with haven't you people

ever heard of, closing the god damn door ...'

You can't say those without saying them,

you gotta say Plain White Tees.

You gotta say ... we could talk all day.

I'm gonna just cut it short. You can't just say one

without the other. Then you got Creed

with his fucking chin. And his fucking nose.

But that motherfucker gone touch your heart.

(mumbles)

He gone catch you and grab you

You gone be like, man I like this fucking nigga, man.