Kehlani Rates Microsoft, Meryl Streep, and Robot Sex

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Ugh, fuck baloney, overrated as hell,

that shit nasty as fuck.

They feed that to you in jail, fuck baloney.

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We were having a conversation about it

and my friend said, What if there was a robot

that you could program to have the best sex ever with you?

And then we all talked about how the best sex ever

involves love and you can't make a robot love,

so therefore, me and the robot could never have the best sex

so therefore that's very underrated.

And that just sounds just dangerous.

Like, what if it malfunctions and y'all fucking?

What's gonna happen?

What if the robot's dick explodes or something, like?

We all seen what happened with them Samsung phones.

It's gonna be the same thing.

Melting pockets.

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Underrated.

I think it's like we reclaimed the word bitch,

you know what I mean?

Especially because it was given to women for,

most of the time, the wrong reason.

Every time we stand up for ourselves, we are a bitch.

Every single time we take control in a workplace,

we are a bitch.

Every single time we are a boss in our job, we are a bitch.

But they don't call dudes bitches

when they're just applying authority.

Donald Trump is a bitch.

You know what I'm saying?

He's the definition of what the actual word,

the negative connotation of bitch.

You know what I mean?

But being a bad bitch, it's never a bad thing.

If you gotta be a bitch, you better be a bad one,

you know what I'm saying?

I don't think anybody thinks Donald Trump

with his orange ass and wack ass weave

is a fucking bad bitch.

He could never with them ugly ass tracks pokin' out

and that terrible tan.

Fix your eyebrows, Donald Trump.

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Oh, underrated.

I think it really depends on the kind of protest.

I think that sending the fake protestors out

to destroy things and make it look like

it was real protesting is very overrated.

I think breaking things in your own community

that don't do anything except for benefit your community

and the children of your community is overrated.

Busting school windows and mom and pop shops

that worked extremely hard

to get where they are is overrated.

Making a statement is underrated.

Getting your point across is underrated.

Gathering with people for the same cause in a peaceful way

to get your community to see

that you can stand together is underrated.

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It's still a thing?

Oh my god.

Microsoft Windows, overrated, sorry.

Sorry, we done moved on to bigger and better things, baby.

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I think they're overrated.

I don't know if that would make me super happy

seeing a hologram performance

of somebody that I cared about,

to know that's not them, I just can't feel that joy,

you know what I mean?

That's really cute that y'all all smart and shit

and y'all was able to make it look like Tupac was there.

Let that man rest, damn it, like, geez.

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Meryl Streep, underrated.

Go ahead, girl, I seen The Devil Wears Prada,

you was raw with that and fuck Donald Trump, so underrated.

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Y'all better include every single time

I called Donald Trump some bullshit in this interview.

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