Kathleen Hanna Rates Tampons, The Bible and LinkedIn | Over/Under

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Clothes and dogs are totally fucking underrated.

There used to be this guy in our building,

he had a dachshund, and he dressed as,

he never talked to anybody,

and he would actually act annoyed when you were like,

Oh my god, that's so cute!

And he would be like.

And I'm like dude, you don't wear a matching, like,

tennis visor, they wore matching green tennis visors,

and like Jimmy Buffet-style shirts, matching.

Should I feel bad for the dog, is it wrong?

I think if the dog doesn't like it, then it sucks,

but definitely,

it's fun for others.

Like especially dogs in like acid wash shorts.

Like a bulldog in acid wash shorts.

The tail coming out the back (laughs).

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Oh my god, my dog ate my tampon.

My dog totally ate tampons (chuckling),

and I was on the street,

and she started shitting it out,

and it wasn't coming out.

So I had to take the string and pull the string out

of my dogs ass with like my blood and her shit on it.

And I was like, This is so freaky,

something I put into my body, I'm now watching coming out

of my dog's ass.

Like if you think about it, it really can,

or if you're a little stoned and you think about it,

like, you'll just be like, Whoa, it's the cycle of life.

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Yeah, totally overrated, obviously, it's like a story,

but like, there's so many good books.

Like why would you just focus on that one?

Plus it's like, it's all been changed because of like,

the Catholic church wanting it to be what it wants to be,

and like all of the good female disciples are out,

and you know what I mean?

They don't admit that Mary Magdalene and Jesus was married.

Mary Magdalene, underrated.

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Oh my god.

I mean, I guess I would say it was underrated,

for entertainment value, like, did you guys ever hear

that Christian rock song?

Goes, wait, let me see if I can do it.

♫ I like rap music with a Christian flair

♫ I like rap music

And then there was like one little rap part

but that was the hook.

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Well I wanted to do this, like,

nail art that was the history of humankind,

where it was the troglodyte, or like,

maybe a dinosaur or something.

For like pre-people, and then a troglodyte,

and then go through, starting with a feminist

historical outlook, once we start walking.

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I wouldn't say it's overrated or underrated,

I would say it's like rated even keel.

I just fudge my way through LinkedIn.

I called myself a professional indie music,

or indie music professional,

like isn't that kinda contradictory?

It's like I'm an amateur professional.

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