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Joey Bada$$ Rates Pet Tigers, the Tooth Fairy, and the Mannequin Challenge

He also talks about Cohiba cigars, business cards, casinos and more in the next episode of Over/Under

Released on 04/11/2017

Transcript

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I'm going to say underrated

because my family listens to country and western music.

My mom, my grandma, they play that religiously.

And once you really listen to the messages in there,

it's pretty dope messages, words,

so I'm going to say it's underrated.

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Overrated.

I don't really like cigars.

I don't get, 'cause I smoke weed.

I don't understand smoking something

just to blow it out and shit.

It's just posing and shit.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't...

Yeah, man, and I ain't smoking another cigar

until I make $10 million, so...

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Overrated.

Everything in that world is overrated:

Santa Claus, Tooth Fairies, and shit.

Yeah, overrated.

Eh, I'm going to tell my kid,

Look, ain't no Santa. I'm Santa.

That's it, nah.

I mean I ain't going to try and ruin his childhood and shit.

But it's like, yo, no.

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Overrated.

I'm not really too into the idea of a self-driving car.

I like driving, you know?

But, I mean, I've also never had a self-driving car.

So maybe I got something to do with,

and I want to get to point A to point B

without thinking about it.

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Underrated, for sure.

I mean, who do you know with a pet tiger?

I'd love to have a pet tiger.

Not a really big one though.

I'd keep it get like...

once it pass the Simba stage,

I don't really want it no more, that shit.

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Overrated as fuck. Yeah.

I even did one of those.

It was like why? Yeah.

But it was 'cause I was previewing a new song.

That's before Land of the Free came out,

so I was previewing that.

I was in band rehearsal, and we was rehearsing the song,

and I was like, Oh shit!

Let's do a mannequin challenge.

It was cool as shit, but it was overrated.

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Underrated, 'cause lately

I've been seeing some really dope business cards.

I'm probably never going to use this shit,

but this shit hard.

It's creative.

My homie, he got this business card.

It's called like just Small Moves NYC.

It's just a company to help you make small moves.

Sometimes people don't have a whole bunch of shit.

They got a little bit of shit.

And his business card was like a little mini truck.

His truck.

And it said Small Moves on it.

But it was shaped as a mini truck.

It was just cool.

It was like I appreciated it and shit.

It was like this is a dope business card.

Underrated.

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It's overrated.

It's super overrated.

You know why.

But anytime I go to the casino, I enjoy my experience there.

I mean I'm not the type to bet a lot of money.

I usually just go with Static Selector.

Let's just say he's like a casino connoisseur,

casino veteran OG.

Yeah, so you know what I do, when he's up,

I take some of his chips off the table, put it in my pocket

when he's not looking, just so he forgets about it.

'Cause he like to get cocky and then do this, do that.

And I just be like, Look, bro. You bankrupt?

You are. I held this for you.

Now go get your money.

And don't fucking bet this shit no more.

Yeah, hell yeah, and I take my 20 percent too.

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