Jessie Ware Rates Ed Sheeran, Eating Placenta, and 50 Shades of Grey

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Oh, shit.

I thought I

Am I a really bad person not liking Mr Bean that much?

I don't get it, and I don't want to say any more.

This, you know what I've realized,

this is why I was so scared about this

I'm either going to piss people off

or have no fucking opinion

so, yeah, brilliant,

really glad I fucking said yes to this. Jesus.

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I was intending on like freeze-drying my placenta

and doing little capsules.

My mate ate hers in a smoothie.

Another mate fried theirs up.

When you look at that shit,

like, I didn't want that near me.

So, yeah, I think it's overrated.

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If you're clever, you can cover it up with a collar.

My husband I think is going through a midlife crisis

and decides that he wants to get like sleeve tattoos.

And I'm like, babe, what do you want?

And he's like I don't know.

So I was like I think maybe we should leave it there.

So, yeah, overrated, maybe?

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Oh, it's totally overrated.

We just fight when he tries to train me,

and I think I know better than him, and I do.

For example, well no, he pisses me off like he's all into

this calisthenics fucking animal flow shit

which is wonderful and he looks very graceful and wonderful

but I just want to sweat and get it done in 20 minutes.

Bish bash bosh.

I piss him off by saying I know better

and I don't want to do what he says

and then he tries to make me throw up.

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You're trying to fuck me up with these questions.

I think it's the best novel ever written

in the whole wide world.

What are you talking about?

I think it's very underrated.

I'm also on the soundtrack.

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Underrated. I adore a cappella singing groups.

Like Pitch Perfect.

I had shivers.

Goosebumps, honestly.

Do you know that I was in a barbershop quartet?

It wasn't even a quartet.

I love a cappella groups.

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Yeah, you did a lovely review of him. Who was that?

That was fucking rude.

That was really mean.

Like, I you know, you know it was fucking mean, too.

Just don't fucking review him

if you're going to be so mean.

It was bullyish and, yeah, I didn't like that.

Especially 'cause I was a writer on that record too,

so, you know.

I think he's an incredible songwriter.

He's also incredibly generous and he's really helped me

and I think your review was really, really mean.

And I'd like you to keep this in.

And I'd like you to fucking apologize to him.