Japanese Breakfast Rates Big Gulps, Edibles, and Butt Stuff

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Under rated, would go immediately if I

even knew beforehand that they were a real thing.

Do we have this technology?

Is it like Westworld?

Huge Westworld fan,

I think my ultimate fantasy is to live in that kind of world

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Over rated.

I feel like any drug that you ingest

is kind of over rated cause I'm a kind of impatient person

and so like

I immediately assume that somethings not working

then I should go and take more of that something.

I'm like so afraid of myself and like the darkness

that exists here that I don't try to like temp

what's going on in here to come out, you know?

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Under rated.

I am like a total garbage mouth

and I think that in modern times,

that's something that is really under appreciated.

And Big Gulps always remind me of Winona Ryder

in Reality Bites so for that reason, they're under rated.

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So over rated.

My dad is a Facebook over sharer.

He'll write reviews for everything on his Facebook status

and it's honestly mortifying.

This airline sucks like I can't believe I paid this amount

of money, the seat is cracked and then he'll take pictures

of the seat and put them on his Facebook

and it's insane!

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So I would like to say that mukbang is totally under rated,

I personally like am obsessed with mukbang videos

and I use it kind of like porn where

it's like you're getting

like really psyched not that, I don't know if people

actually use porn this way but

I'll like watch someone eat the thing I'm about to eat

so I get like really hyped to eat it.

My favorite thing to watch is when someone gets like

a really big piece of raw salmon,

like a filet, like a full filet of salmon

and then they just like hold it up to the camera

and then they take a giant bite of raw salmon

and it's like the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

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In Korea, there is this weird tradition where like

children and like grandparents have this thing called

dong chim and it means poop needle.

So when I was a kid I used to go to Korea every other summer

cause my mom's whole family was there, we'd stay

with my grandma and my aunts

and I was so terrified because like I'm not fluent in

Korean and like my grandma didn't speak any English

and her like way of expressing her love to me

was to do dong chim.

So like at five years old,

I have no idea what this thing is,

no one in America is doing it.

My grandma, every time I'm like unsuspecting

like jabs her finger into my asshole

and then wriggles it around.

Butt stuff is so over rated,

it just reminds me of my grandma

like penetrating my asshole.

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