ILoveMakonnen Rates Chuck E. Cheese, Spongebob and Danny DeVito | Over/Under

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That's bad. (laughs)

Kids shouldn't be on leashes.

Your child isn't a pet, you know?

I think we put leashes on pets because we don't really

fully understand a pet and can have that same communication

back to where he says, Oh shit, I'm gonna run off

over there because it's the smell of chicken. (laughs)

But you know, with your kid, what the fuck?

Like why do you have to jack 'em back?

That's bad parenting, that's all it is.

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I feel like it's had its time.

I can't say it's overrated or underrated now,

I mean the whole idea of the big rat and cheese

at a party was great and people loved it

and were entertained, but now it's like transformers

and goddamn Jurassic Park and big ass dinosaurs

and, you know, CGI.

Those little Muppet things don't cut it anymore for kids.

Seriously, they need like hologram fucking pizza

coming in on spaceships and shit now.

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Underrated.

He's a legend in the game.

I don't know.

I feel like we should be honoring him soon

with the Lifetime Achievement Award.

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Underrated.

I don't even see turtlenecks for sale.

Seriously, I don't see 'em for sale.

And the only person I've seen in 'em is Steve Jobs

and it's like, Damn, where does he get

these turtlenecks from?

Because it's so hard to find one.

It's like they even chop the neck down shorter now

on the turtleneck and they're like,

Yeah, this is a turtleneck.

And like, no it's not.

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I think he's underrated.

He's so funny.

And he's still entertaining kids.

He's catering to new fans and still can always have a fan.

Yeah, I used to skip school to watch it.

I was so bad.

I was strung out on Spongebob, it was the best.

Him and Patrick, their friendship is just great.

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I feel like human interaction is underrated.

I was at dinner at a friend and he was like,

Have you been on Tinder and all this stuff?

And I was like, No, I haven't.

And everybody talks about this Tinder thing

and all this shit and it's like what happened

to human interaction of going to meet somebody

and maybe liking your smell rather than

your fucking contrived ass pictures

that you spent 30 fucking minutes trying to get?

It's like it's all becoming so fake.

I don't know and maybe that's why I'm becoming sad out here

because it's like it's sad.

I meet these people and they don't even whatever,

they run up to me and it's great

and it's just all for like, Oh, Snapchat and Instagram!

And then.

It's like, Hey, guys, that's it?

I fucking sweated my ass off.

Did you guys care about that?

I almost died up there.

And it's like, No, we're just here

for this thing here to...

I don't know, I don't know where it goes.

It's like a loss.

We're doing all this to impress who on the Internet?

Dude, we're getting old.

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