GWAR Rate Kittens, Premarital Sex, and Elon Musk

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[sigh]

I like man ass.

I like my ass.

The greatest thing about today is the ass is coming back.

That's right.

The ass is back.

Everybody's liking ass nowadays.

Eatin' ass.

Takin' Instagram pictures of ass.

But some people go their whole life

and just waste that thing on shittin'.

It's more than just a turd-cutter, people, come on.

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Lower back pain's a problem for me, definitely,

I mean, you know, I had to get a breast reduction, you know.

Yeah, you've been, your attitude's improved

since that happened.

It has.

My eyes are up here, by the way.

Thank you.

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Oh it's great.

Yeah, yeah, it's great.

Yeah, premarital, I don't even know that there's

anything, is there any other kind of sex?

I don't think post-marital sex even happens.

No.

[Blue Man] No.

In my experience, it doesn't.

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Oh my god.

[laughs]

Uh, yes.

Sometimes I just wake up swimming in my own.

[Blue Man] They're underrated.

[Red Man] Yeah.

[Blue Man] I didn't even get one of those

until I was like 43.

Usually I think it's an orgasm, but it's just pee.

Thick pee.

[Red Man] Yeah.

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Elon Musk, it really is gross, though,

that name, isn't it?

It sounds like a, like a gland that you push on.

Like you know, that they do to relieve

your dog's anal pressure, you know?

Like push on his Elon Musk gland.

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Toilet paper.

What is that?

I don't know.

Toilet paper, it's weird.

It's a weird concept.

Why don't you just take a dump and then rub yourself

on the grass like we do?

I just kind of scoot all the way around the seat.

[phone rings]

Who in the hell is that?

What the fuck?

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Oh bad girl, Rhi Rhi, yeah, I follow her on Instagram.

Sup.

I don't know.

I don't like her.

Her hair's too short for me.

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Kittens are great.

You can take them, you can hold them

by the back of their neck.

You can let them pee on all your fucking roommate's

clothes and shit.

Like us, they kill indiscriminately.

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At first, my instinct is to say that God is overrated

and then I remember about all of the, all the horrible shit

that's been done in the name of God and

well, he starts to seem alright.

[Blue Man] Yeah, Crusades, Spanish Inquisition,

Witch Trials of Salem, all in the name of God.

That's a lot of needed pain and suffering.

I think of GWAR, you know, we're gods.

We're criminally underrated.

The only ones you need to worship.

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