G Herbo Rates Melania Trump, Pumpkin Spice Pizza, and Rob Kardashian

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Fast food brawls, that's the funniest shit ever.

They probably arguing over some ketchup,

french fries or some shit.

I just seen some girls, like a group of girls,

like six of 'em in Popeyes.

Killin' each other over a biscuit.

Like beating the shit out of each other.

I swear to god, like over a biscuit.

Six females, fightin',

throwin' each other against the wall.

Girls, they fightin like real grown men.

Over a biscuit in Popeyes.

That shit was funny as fuck.

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Pumpkin, you can't go wrong with pumpkin.

And you can't go wrong with pizza.

You know what I'm saying.

Because pumpkin good as fuck.

And pumpkin seeds, everything that got something

to do with a pumpkin is good.

Pumpkin pie, like I ain't 'gon lie so.

You probably could have had sex with like

pumpkin seeds on the bed with some,

like on some wow shit or something.

Fuck it.

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Underrated 'cuz when you taking a shit

you gotta have something to do.

Like you gotta be on your phone or something,

texting.

And whatever your activity is,

like my momma, she like crossword puzzles

while she usin' the bathroom.

So while I'm in my mom house,

I probably shittin' and solvin' crosswords

puzzles at the same time.

So that's gamin, that's toilet gamin.

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If I see Trump wife, I'm gonna take her.

And I got a girl.

Imma just do it just to do it.

My girl will understand, it Trump wife.

She gonna want me to fuck Trump's wife anyway

just to say I did.

She gonna go to.

She ain't never met anybody like me.

Trust me.

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What the fuck type of technology crazy weird shit is that?

No, fuck no man.

You be having sex with a robot

like what if the robot explode?

Like blow your dick up or something?

Its technology bro.

Robot ain't gonna keep you happy, bro.

Like you gonna be back miserable after that two minutes.

You got with that robot you gonna be like, bro,

I just fucked a robot.

What am I doing with my life.

What did I do wrong in life I gotta fuck robots.

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Underrated man.

He a little under and overrated

because Rob Kardashian, is like I fucks with you

but you can't feel sorry for Rob.

Like no disrespect to the Kardashians,

but you been around a fucking house full of hoes

all your life.

You feel me.

Like all of 'em hoes so how do you don't

understand hoes, you know what I'm sayin.

Like your sista a hoe, your momma probably a hoe.

Like how you don't understand,

how you don't know how hoes operate?

You feel me?

So he getting treated how his sisters treat niggas.

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Underrated.

I love interviews.

I just fucking had a seven a.m., eight a.m. interview.

And I swear, all right Imma tell you big bro.

I got in the crib at like five in the mornin

last night, I ain't gonna lie.

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