Freddie Gibbs Rates Birthday Booty, Chuck E. Cheese, and White Boy Drugs

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Shit like that is overrated to me.

I prefer not to eat my weed, like,

I'd rather just smoke that shit.

I kinda know how it's gonna hit me.

You know what I mean?

Like, you know, you eat that shit

you know, there ain't no telling

what could motherfucking happen,

you know what I mean?

You might have a bad trip, I mean,

fuck, you might have shits.

And don't nobody want the shits.

All for weed?

Ugh.

I don't wanna be shitting, I don't even,

don't nobody want to be peeing out their ass

'cause of no goddamn weed.

That's some overrated shit.

I don't need a pet that could possibly fuck me up.

I don't wanna pet that I can't

hear walking around the house, you feel me?

I'm not with the silent creepies,

you got some shit that walk around

the house you can't hear, you need

to attach a motherfucking bell or a whistle

or something shit to that motherfucker or something

so that I can hear that motherfucker coming, I'm straight.

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Overrated.

You know?

You a player, you get ass all the time,

you know what I'm saying?

I don't need no ass, you know,

on my birthday, you know, it's cool.

I would like some ass on my birthday,

you know what I'm saying?

My baby mama flying to Canada

to come see me on my birthday,

you know it's going down, child.

You already know.

I'm gonna put another baby in your ass.

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Underrated like a motherfucker, dawg.

But they can be too damn baggy, though,

you know what I mean?

You gotta kinda like, you gonna bring the Girbauds back

you kinda gotta fit 'em with the time now,

it can't be that big-ass shit.

I be seeing niggas wearing these big-ass jeans,

I automatically think, aw yeah, this an old-ass nigga,

this nigga just got outta jail and shit.

It's, I ain't going.

Motherfucker, you wear them big-ass jeans,

nigga, you ain't going to the club with me, my nigga,

you ain't going nowhere with me, oh hell no.

You shouldn't be chasing all that ass,

you big mom jean wearing motherfucker.

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That motherfucker overrated as fuck.

Chuck E. Cheese is a rat, do you understand that?

The pizza ain't all that good.

That shit actually getting kinda ghetto and shit.

I don't fuck with Chuck E. Cheese.

I took my daughter to Chuck E. Cheese one time,

I was like, hell no,

the bougie side of me came out.

I was like, we are not coming to this shit ever again.

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Shit, underrated.

Nigga, you could sprinkle truffle on anything,

and that shit'll taste good.

(scoffs)

You could pour truffle oil on shit

and it'd probably taste good, know what I'm sayin'?

So, hey, it's underrated, man.

You need that truffle, truffle butter, truffle oil,

truffle everything.

I put some truffle butter on Nicki Minaj ass,

glaze that motherfucker.

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White boy drugs.

Definitely overrated.

Y'all go hard, man.

Y'all go too hard for me.

I can't fuck with the shit you all be doing, man.

But it's cool, though.

I actually had a real bad trip on, um,

goddamn shrooms.

It was like Hangover Part 5.

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We was in Vegas, and I don't know why I took these mushrooms

with all these white boys.

I ain't going to no more white boy bachelor parties.

I ain't.

I ain't fucking with y'all.

My white partners, when you get married, nigga,

I'm not coming to your shit.

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(sigh)

Overrated.

Them bitches ain't got no ass, it was just big titties

and red bathing suits, you know what I'm sayin'?

And I saw, what's her name, Pamela Anderson Lee,

in person one time, I was like, damn, this bitch is.

I damn near want to jack off to Barb Wire.

That movie and shit.

But then, when I seen her in person, I was like

she gots big-ass titties

and she ain't got no ass, though, so.

Overrated.

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Nut milk?

I'll pass on that goddamn nut milk.

Yeah, my girl, she like that shit.

She like that almond milk, so I, you know,

you know, whatever.

Hey man, whatever your wife is a fan of,

you automatically end up becoming a fan of.

She got me eating vegan shit, all kind of bullshit,

so, you know.

I guess it's good for me, you know what I'm sayin'?

So, I guess it's underrated.

You know what I mean?

I'm a fan of the almond milk.

I can't say nut milk because I ain't with that shit.

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Fucking overrated, man.

You know?

I gotta get to the fuckin' house, dawg.

My daughter wake up at like goddamn 6:30,

I can't fuck around, dawg.

And I need to get at least a couple hours

before she get to going, so, that,

I'm really not with that after hours shit.

Unless I'm out of town.

We can turn it all the way up.

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