E-40 Rates Red Wine, Edward Scissorhands, and Slippers

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Underrated.

Not overrated.

I think it's very important to wear slippers.

The main thing is to make sure you ain't

bringin' in nothin' that can be harmful to you,

because you don't know what you're gonna bring

back in to the house on your carpet, like ticks and whatnot,

you know what I'm sayin'?

Ticks are very-

They're very dangerous.

You know, the Lyme disease and all that and

they play with your brain and

they like to crawl up to the top of your head.

It ain't ever happened to me and I thank God

and I pray that it never happens,

but that's one of my fears.

Edward Scissorhands? [laughs]

You talkin' about tree trimmin'?

Underrated.

Shout-out to all the tree trimmers out there on the farms,

'cause, if it wasn't for y'all, you know what I'm saying,

we wouldn't get our crops.

Choppin' it down, so we can

get the good flowers in, so we could relax on my ride,

if you get my drift.

You gotta read between the lines, game involved.

When that first came out-how many years ago?

I think it made people that was unsecure wore glasses-

or bifocals or whatever you want to say-

it made them feel better about themselves,

'cause they seen a day-

you know, there's contact lenses

better than havin' these glasses.

I don't even wear glasses in real life!

These are not prescription glasses.

I don't really wear glasses.

I can see very well.

There's just a look that I accumulated back in

the glory days on the streets of Vallejo, throwoff methods.

When I was doin' my duties in the traffic-

movin' around, tryin' to make a few dollars-

you know, ride right past me

Oh, he's a square hand and then,

Hello.

So, I kept his look as a rapper.

I didn't really know too much about him.

I just know he had a long money,

so that's what I put in to my rap,

Havin' money like Ross Perot.

♪ Fresh off the showroom flo', bought me a ninety-fo' ♪

♪ Now I'm havin' long money, like Ross Perot ♪

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I don't see nothin' wrong with this.

If a female want they nipple pierced, do it!

That's some goodness.

If you feel me, I don't know what it does for me.

Maybe, it makes the

stimulation better or somethin',

when it's gettin' sucked on or somethin'.

I don't know, bro!

I don't know,

but that's they business, man!

Everybody got their own little hoohaa!

Bland.

Bland's our answer.

This is actually a Cabernet and a Zinfandel blended

with a lotta grape properties and components in it.

Fruity flavor, smells great,

it's bottled in Napa and

that's the 707.

Can you say 707 backwards?

If you can, I say it for you.

707 backwards.

That's 707, the greatest area code on Earth.

We grow the best grass on Earth, if you get what I'm sayin'.

The Emerald Empire, you feel what I'm talkin' about?

That's Mendocino, that's Eureka, that's Humboldt.

There's some about my soil-

some about this soil on my soil, mate

and we got the best grapes-you know, fruit from the vine,

you feel me?

Hello!

Lucky.