Dipset Rate Squashing Beef, Instagram Models, and Plant Diets

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Underrated,

because you do gotta put these certain things on your face.

You gotta let the sun hit your melanin,

you know what I mean?

If you got melanin, you know what I mean?

You gotta...

Why'd you get this nigga started?

You gotta eat and drink.

You gotta the cocoa butter in your face.

Yeah, you gotta get your cocoa butter

and your alloy, you know what I mean?

That vino together.

Your vitamin D and your vitamin E.

Your vitamin D and E for your epidermical situations

to get busy, you know what I mean?

But then it's like, to each his own with that too

because it's like, they got people now getting facials

with blood.

Yeah the old secret they put blood on your face.

Yeah, they putting this blood.

It's called a vampire facial.

Yeah, yeah it's crazy.

Yeah, a vamp facial. Yes.

But it's necessary to take care of your skin,

you know what I'm saying?

Definitely.

Your body and all of that.

Because you don't wanna wake up with craters,

and you know what I mean?

And we from Harlem we like to look good.

You gotta boom bap with the fresh,

you know what I mean?

The diddy bop boom bap.

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Underrated.

Super factual.

Oh yeah, I didn't know how to answer that

because I'm like, I knew how to answer it

but it was like weird, yeah definitely what Cam'ron said.

Fatherhood is definitely super duper underrated.

Double underrated.

Word.

Triple underrated.

They always with the mother this,

and the mothers gotta get the big gifts

and the mother gotta do that and this,

but the father, what we get on Father's Day?

Just a cookout.

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Overrated.

You gonna die, you gonna die.

Charles Burn lived to like 93

smoking cigars the whole way through.

Yep.

Life is life.

They're kinda like poisoning everything now.

I know I live in Jersey,

they had a ebola or ecola break out for romaine lettuce.

Oh yeah, they most surely did.

They telling everybody, throw your romaine lettuce out.

I'm like.. Now.

You got a million commercials on television

that tell you about medicine that's supposed

to help you fix one part of your body

but the side effects is like, oh you could die.

Yeah, suicidal thoughts.

If you're bleeding out your nose or out your anal area...

Become blind in one eye.

Or this could cause a stroke, or like...

Your right testicle is gonna fall off.

Bro so, I fixed one thing

and now I gotta worry about nine other things, like come on.

Your left titty will shrivel up. [laughing]

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Fuck that, I don't like you, I don't like you, man.

There's not gonna be too much

that could convince me to like you again motherfucker.

How about that?

I'm on the other side of the...

We need, you know, we don't need

to slap nigga's heads across the...

The diplomatic side of it.

Yeah, I'm trying to be diplomatic about it.

Taking the diplomatic side of it.

Okay.

You know what I mean,

we don't wanna knock your head

across the street all the time.

You know what I'm saying?

If we could alleviate body parts falling from your body,

you know what I mean? Okay.

Because it's not the people, it's the people's thumbs.

They be on their internet, yeah I'll kill everybody.

You typing so hard with your thumbs saying you gangsta

then when you actually run into this person.

Gangsta thumbs.

Gangsta thumbs.

Gangsta thumbs.

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Overrated.

Way overrated.

Super duper manuba duka saluka overrated.

Wow overrated.

They got roaches still in they crib.

That's a fact.

500 million followers.

Them bitches is on air mattresses

or they fuckin' box spring is on the floor, Jack.

Yep.

I promise you that.

Jack.

[laughing] Jack.

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