Dave East Rates VR Dating, Air Jordans, and Public Sex

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Virtual reality dating, overrated.

I feel like that's like the best way to get catfished.

Like, that's like super like -

You're just setting yourself up for a catfish situation.

The Internet is tricky, so yeah, that's overrated.

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Cold showers are overrated,

and super wack.

I actually from an environment where

the showers wasn't hot all the time.

I'm in the project, so it's like,

it's a building,

with a hundred people.

We all using the same I guess hot water, ya nam sayin'?

So I can remember like two, three days out the week

having to boil water ya nam sayin' and bathe that way.

So that's all the way overrated, that was wack.

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Overrated, I ain't feelin' it, nope!

It's a smart

and trendy way to get everybody's face [laughs]

[Interviewer] Right.

Under a certain database.

But where is that going?

Like, where is that?

It's going to Apple?

I doubt it, I doubt it's going to Apple.

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Deep-fried Kool-Aid?

Oh nah!

That sounds like death, overrated.

Nah, overrated, that's like the hood

best drink ever, nam sayin'?

But Kool-Aid cleans toilets.

You can clean your toilet with Kool-Aid.

So once I realized that early,

like later on, I'm not giving my daughter no Kool-Aid.

She not drinking that.

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Underrated.

Your closet should be full or Jordans.

I'm a big Jordan fan, so yeah.

Salute though.

I got all of 'em, every Mike.

Not every color, but I got from one to, what is it, 20?

Like, however many came out.

I used to have to go war to get my Mom to buy 'em.

So soon as I got a little rap money,

I went and bought every Jordan.

Underrated, keep doing it.

Ya'll keep tatting me all.

Keep doing it.

That's fire, that's real love, genuine.

Somebody tatt me on them, that means I'm with them forever.

So that's, I love it, that's dope.

Somebody put my face on they arm.

First it was lyrics, like the lyric thing was dope,

but now it's like, more recently, it's been like

more of my face.

That's fire.

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Brass knuckles are overrated, they hurt you a little more

than whoever you tryin' to use 'em on.

I broke my hand, I broke my pinkie using brass knuckles.

But um,

yeah, overrated.

Use your regular, you don't need them.

But if you hitting somebody with that on your hand,

you gonna break your hand.

Your whole, all that's gonna hurt.

So be mindful.

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Public sex, underrated!

It's not enough of it.

I feel like it should be a lot more of that.

Like I feel like the world is so like conservative.

Like nobody wanna like just -

I'm wild, so I'm with all that.

Like we can be in the elevator, wherever.

Coney Island in the Ferris Wheel.

I feel like that's just -

Just live your life man.

You shouldn't uh -

I mean, be smart of course, you know.

You don't wanna get locked up

cause you was having sex in the train ya na mean?

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