D.R.A.M. Rates Bank of America, Macaulay Culkin, and Cartoon Pornography

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Overrated. Get the real thing.

That shit is weak as fuck.

And I love, all I watch is cartoons.

But when I got the interest to get the jitters,

ain't nobody around to

you know what I mean,

I would go to the X and XX, fast.

I got my categories,

let y'all know about them later.

As we go on this journey.

I be like, yo, like, if you're into that

like I feel like you'll do

a real heinous crime

cause it's just so far

it's outta here.

It's not lit.

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Yo they underrated yo

Because you think they look so like

nice and cuddly and shit.

They'll rip your fucking head off.

No thought about it

just one stride

your face is gone.

They are not to be fucked with.

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Aw shit he was underrated man.

To have that much ability

and naturalness on the camera

as that young one had

at that age

it was just wow.

Only one that could rival him was Elijah

and that was on The Good Son.

But it still felt a little more,

what's my direction.

You know, like, what's my direction

And Macaulay was

Bitch I'm here. I'm the bad one, alright.

Macaulay for three.

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That shit is mad overrated.

Yeah.

I worked there too at a certain point.

I was a debt collector.

My first call, um this is when I worked their portfolio

Went inside the room, I lie to you not.

Went inside the training room

we do one live call

You know, Mister whatever his name was.

And it was just like

Oh my God, honey,

we have a nigger collector on the phone.

Oh I watched the news about you guys.

You're more in debt than we are.

Oh, honey, come listen.

It's a nigger on the line.

A nigger debt collector.

I'm like...

And I mean it's on speaker

the whole classroom is like...

And I swear to god he sounded like

a 40 year old doctor.

Very well enunciated.

Eh, whatever. Fuck him.

Big baby. I'm not in debt.

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(Laughs) Shit, I love Barney.

He's definitely underrated.

Very very very very very high high high key

on many many of our lives

even if we don't wanna fucking admit it

please don't slight that purple man.

It's just everything is musical you know.

♫ Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

♫ Sandra took the cookie from the cookie jar!

♫ Who me? Yes you! Couldn't be. Then who?

♫ Dun dun dun dun dun

Yeah. Fucking loved that shit.

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