Corin Tucker & Peter Buck Rate Portland, Justin Bieber, and Cheez Whiz

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Overrated.

What's natural? Name one.

Tom's? Is that - ? I use Tom's.

[Corin retches]

I like it better than Crest.

Urgh!

What? You like Crest better?

Yeah! Way better.

Crest tastes like candy.

Oh, yeah!

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It's overrated. You have no business there.

[Peter laughs] Don't come.

The foods all bad, the shopping all stopped

and it rains all the time.

And it's burning down. And it's burning down.

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Overrated. Way overrated.

I think we're super-overrated.

And I don't know why we're a supergroup.

You know, we're a supergroup in the same way

that we are a David Bowie cover band.

She wrote that in the first promo thing.

It said we are retired rodeo clowns

and a David Bowie cover band.

And everyone's like,

Oh, so your doing all David Bowie songs?

No and I'm not going to ride a cow either.

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Underrated. I mean, I know what you are talking about

and Peter has no idea and I'm like, I need a pair today!

I actually need a pair right now.

Thinx underwear.

It's ladies can get their period in their underwear.

Peter is going to throw up right now.

No! Hey, believe me, I'm totally fine

with all bodily processes.

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Underrated. It's- Overrated

Oh, man. Come on. [Corin retches]

It's great stuff. Disgusting!

Comes out of a can.

You know, it's like if you're in the van

Admittedly, it's been years but--

[laughs and claps] Oh my god!

You know, we used to have that and saltine crackers.

It was like our meal for a week.

Ugh!

You can't keep cheese in the van

but you can keep in the can in the van.

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I'm hoping he pulls it together. I am.

I'm pulling for adult Justin Bieber so I'm going to go...

Underrated.

I hope that he's going to make some good choices now.

I will say this, I don't know anything about his music

or anything about him, but he's got pretty good hair.

There was that period when all the young guys

had that really douchey hair.

I kind of like the pompadour.

He brought the pompadour back

So I'm giving him points on that.

And try harder in the future, Justin.

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[snorts] Overrated.

I mean, why in the world would you

want to not have caffeine.

Underrated.

A decaf coffee in the afternoon it can be like a lifesaver.

It can be like, I'm having a bad day.

I want a cup of coffee but it's probably not a good idea.

You got to get your kicks somewhere.

It's a pretty great thing.

I really enjoy that I'm wired, I'm ready to go, thing.

And then usually I walk five miles

and do something pointless.

But, you know...

Did you do it this morning? Oh yeah, of course!

What do you think?

[laughs] And that's how he got here!

Yeah! I was on set pacing.

I've already walked a mile in front of my hotel, so.

Jesus!

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Ska?

I don't know. I kind of resent it a little bit

because when my previous band was starting

there was the ska revival

and we always got shoved on these ska revival bills

[Corin laughs]

and their audiences were just so fucking intolerant.

You know, fist fights with guys on scooters

It's like, ugh!

Working with English people was a great, great experience.

And then every other ska band I've worked with

was a horrible prison.

[Corin laughs]

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Overrated because I don't like pretzels in any consistency.

Really?

Oh, that whole thing where you go somewhere

and they give you a sandwich and it's on a pretzel

It's like, that should never have been invented.

It's like fundamental.

Don't put those things together! Ever!

Because we are always traveling it's like,

Oh, well they have a pretzel sandwich or a wrap.

And it's like, A fucking wrap!

It's an uncooked tortilla!

They don't do that!

You know, so now I'm in an airport and this is my choice

Do you have dark chocolate or bubble water?

[Corin laughs]

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