Chvrches Rate Donald Trump, Ja Rule and Rollerblading | Over/Under

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I think if you've, if it's actually humorous,

then fine.

If you're just being annoying.

(laughing)

If you have an actual humorous thing to do at the moment,

you know, I'm all for a good joke, a good gag.

I like a photobomb when it's coming from a pure place.

Yes.

(laughing)

Like a spontaneous moment.

I'm under, for sure, animal photobombs.

(laughing)

Those things are bloody funny.

Those are underrated.

Yeah, they've been funny for many years,

and will continue to be so.

I'm actually a phenomenal roller-bladder.

It comes from my childhood,

where I used to roam about

with a wee gang of other guys

(laughing)

that went on roller-blades.

It was all very camp.

The thing about roller-blades is they look pretty cool.

They look kinda cool.

If you're caught about

on roller-skates going somewhere fast,

it's like, that guy looks cool, or that gal.

See, that's what I thought.

I'm not really sure that's the case.

(laughing)

I was in a club

in France once.

And, I remember, it was right about the time of that

Icona Pop tune was exploding everywhere,

and they played Ja Rule back-to-back, like all night,

and the dance floor was going insane.

And, then, like the deejay took a risk

and put on the Icona Pop tune,

that was like their song, everyone loved that song,

and it fucking cleared the dance floor,

and he put Ja Rule back on and it went like that again.

So, underrated.

Underrated.

Did you know this about me already?

Okay, I love musicals.

(mumbles)

I won a contest once dressed up as a werewolf.

(laughing)

It was a pretty big moment for me.

It was in the local cinema.

I don't know why the cinema was havin' a,

That's nice.

A Halloween party, but it was, for kids.

So, did you go full-body or did you just half and half?

I had like a wrapped shirt with like blood on it and that,

and then a mask.

I mean, it was simple concept really.

Mmm, well-executed.

Well-Executed.

Did you see that?

There was a subway poster campaign for Las Vegas,

which is obviously a fucking horrible place generally,

and, it said, Las Vegas,

where your accent is a natural afrodesiac,

on the Scottish underground, did you see that?

No, I've not seen that.

Apparently, American people find

the Scottish accent attractive.

Did you not see that?

No.

I didn't dream it.

It happened, so, calm down about the Scottish accent.

It's just an accent.

I feel like because it's quite a harsh-sounding accent,

or it can be, I feel like it's quite good

for intimidating people.

Give us your best intimidation.

No, that's alright.

(laughing)

(foreign language)

(laughing)

Okay, well you just set Scottish people back a bunch.

I know, well, that's, you know.

I can't laugh about it, it's not funny.

He came into our country and he shat out a golf course.

That's right.

Destroyed a whole part of the coastline

with his fucking golf course.

Yeah, despite the fact

that everyone was lobbying against it,

he had so much money, he just paid everyone off

and built it anyway.

But, he was moving people that'd been living there

for 50 years and like generations, just (brushing),

just brushing them aside.

Scum-Baggin' it, scum-bag with too much money.

Well, that's what makes it scary, I think, to me.

Because, a lot of the time, mad-extremists are funded

by people like that,

but, he's a mad-extremist who can fun himself.

(laughing)

I'm like, oh shit, that's like the perfect shit-storm

of douchey ideas.

But, we don't have a vote here,

so, just do a good job.

We do have a voice Lauren.

I guess.

Not that team, the other team, choose the other team.

(laughing)