Bob Saget Rates The Beach Boys, Whippets, and Gandhi

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Oh, that's always underrated,

'cause there's nothing better.

There's nothing better than the Kokomo video

when he's in a tank top playin' those congos.

And it's got Aruba Jamaica, it's got a lovely,

it's a beautiful, it's a travel agency's dream.

That song alone could keep you on the road for a year,

and anything with John Stamos in it,

I know, 'cause I've had John Stamos in me.

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I love that.

So I think that's under rated.

I think everybody should look

like a white dude with dreadlocks.

I mean there's something about it

it feels very futuristic, it would fit great

in this room which is completely white.

You wouldn't be able to see the person,

yeah, I'm fine with it.

I mean be who you want to be.

Be all you can be, join the Army.

Be a white rasta in the Army.

I think the army and the navy are both underrated.

I think they should battle each other, here, in America.

Because, you know, war is good for the economy,

so I think the Army against the Navy would be like,

be like a football game for people these days.

It's like, you know, WWE, it's what people want.

I think all branches of the military

should attack each other within the U.S.

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Oh, well that's an interesting question.

I would, wow.

Let me just say that I was in a dressing room,

it was a prop room at Full House

and John, David, and I were bored.

And there were 40 cans of whip cream,

'cause they needed 'em for Michelle's birthday party.

And they were just sittin' there.

And it was, you know, it was whipped cream.

And if you just tilt it, then the air comes out.

Nitrous Oxide, I believe.

Which can be brain-damaging.

But we were doing Full House, so the damage had been done.

And so when they went to have Michelle's birthday party,

and they couldn't get any whip cream

out of any of the canisters,

so it kinda ruined her party.

So there, it was mischievously underrated,

but overrated because it's a wrong thing to do.

[Voice] At a kid's birthday?

And it's a kid's birthday party,

and it's your TV daughter that you care about.

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I think this is completely underrated.

Indie Rock to me is, it's when you take a rock,

and you put in your underwear.

Because you don't have enough of a package.

And then when you sit it clanks.

And then people know that you're packin.'

I happen to love indie rock.

I'm an indie rock kinda person.

I like alternative as well, so I think it's underrated.

I like when you strap something to your head,

and you have people throw horse shoes at you.

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I'm gonna go honest on this.

Mahatma Gandhi is underrated.

I mean, he fasted in a diaper.

And anybody that does that, is underrated.

I mean he's getting to his core.

He's getting to what he, when you start to hallucinate

from not eating, you got two options,

one is become an actor or actress.

Or become an evolved being and then start eating again,

have fluids, and try to help people.

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College?

I believe more in home schooling.

In a trailer, that's what I think.

By a studio teacher.

I think college is, when done properly, underrated.

I have three daughters, they're all artists,

they're miraculous, and they got the most out of school.

Two of them got their MFAs, in basketball,

and, no they were in the NBA, I'm sorry,

I got confused, they're very tall.

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I think it's overrated, because I think it should

become a product of an Amazon original.

I think with two clicks you should be able

to see the tape and get lotion.

And have it sent in one day.

Yeah, I got things on Amazon Prime,

I got my special zero to 60, and I have it two clicks,

is what it takes to watch me, and I get oil.

There's oil in it, everything I order from Amazon

has oil in it, so I think Jeff Bezos,

I think it's his oil.

But I'm a fan, if he'll back a big project of mine.

I mean what does his sex tape have to do with me

making a family film?

And you know how I'm known for my family films.

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