Big Freedia Rates Butts, Hugs, and “Dungeons & Dragons”

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Overrated I'll guess.

I mean every woman you go with is gonna have titties.

So it's like

you see titties all ya life.

Your mama titties.

Your sister titties.

Your aunt titties.

Like why you so obsessed about titties?

Like, fuck it's a titty.

It's like a part of a body that you see women walking

everyday with a titty.

Like I even have little ones.

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Underrated.

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Like it's the masses of the asses.

Like I represent ass.

So it's like

I wanna see asses on billboards.

Asses everywhere.

Like just ass all around town.

You know?

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Ohhhh.

Overrated

I guess.

Because that shit is thick.

I don't eat that bread.

Because it's like

it will choke you.

It's like super super doughy.

Like no.

Very much overrated.

Give me a nice thin slice of bread.

Give me some cheap bread and I'm OK.

I'll make a sandwich on some Great Value bread.

Or some Bunny bread.

Or Sunbeam or something.

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Weed lube?

Like lubrication?

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Oh my God.

That's definitely overrated.

Like who comes up with this shit?

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That's like weed noodles.

Like why?

Just have them separate.

Smoke a blunt then eat some noodles, bitch.

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Child, we weren't about

basements and hallways.

Not Dungeons & Dragons right now.

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Catch 'em in a basement.

Catch 'em in a hallway

and get what you gotta get

and keep it moving.

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Somebody really did that?

For real?

They wanted it lighter?

Oh my God

that's so gross.

Like who wanna put bleach in their butthole?

That's so gross.

Oh my God.

I can't imagine like bleaching my butthole.

It's probably gonna be a different color anyways.

You know?

From all the poking.

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Hugs?

Underrated.

Enough people don't hug today.

A lot of people want to shake hands.

and do a little wave.

A lot more hugs in the world

the world would be such a better place

if we give more hugs.

Give a hug to somebody.

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Actually underrated.

I used to love Connect 4.

I can kick some ass in Connect 4.

Like I will trick you up honey.

I will connect my four

before you think you even gonna connect 2.

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Underrated.

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Who don't love a good dick pic?

Oh my God.

The bigger the better.

Like hey

I like that picture over there.

You know when you get a little dick pic

it's fun.

You know it's so nice.

It's like oh they were thinking of me.

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If you ain't got no hater you ain't popping.

You heard me.

If you ain't got no hater you ain't popping.

You know we all don't want a hater.

But when you have a hater

you know

oh bitch I must be doing something right.

This bitch over here

hating on me for no reason.

And I'm just out her grinding, honey.

Why she hating on me?

Maybe cause a man like me?

Maybe cause I look better?

Maybe cause my pocket's fatter?

Maybe cause I'm more hotter than she is

or he is?

You know, like

so it's so many reasons you can have a hater.

But no need to hate.

Congratulate.

We all could get this favor.

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