Beast Coast Rate Black Holes, K-Pop, and Chucky

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Overrated! I think all those old tales,

niggas is racist as shit. Overrated, you know why?

[singing] That's the carpenter? Paul Bunyan, get

that nigga out of here.

You know how many tall

African niggas there are? He a carpenter, right?

He not that crazy, like,

we got African niggas that's tall that got axes, too.

But what did Paul Bunyan do?

Yeah, I don't even know who we talking about.

I don't like that nigga.

[all talking over one another] He cut down trees and shit.

He's an American man.

He low-key fucking up the ecosystem and shit.

[singing] Paul Bunyan! Right now?

Is he still alive?

Was that one of the

Grimm Brothers' stories? I don't know who he is.

[Offscreen] Who is this? He's like a old

folklore, folk tale type of guy.

He's some white guy that cut trees down and shit.

He's some nigga with bunions.

All them tall tales is racist, a little bit.

Overrated! And he got flannels.

Aesop's Fables! Get him outta here.

All them tall tales is racist.

Overrated. So wait, all he does is chop

trees down all day?

Yeah.

Underrated!

[Offscreen] Flannel, he wore a flannel.

[Offscreen] Yo, he mad old, too.

Overrated! Never heard of him!

He's hurting the environment!

Fuck Paul Bunyan. [lauging]

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[as in Bad and Boujee] ♪ Gumdrop, drop top.

Overrated, overrated. No, no, wait wait wait...

Garbage. Trash.

Gumdrops: you know them little balls...

Like out of the thing? The quarter?

Overrated. Cavities suck.

Removing them shits from the planet.

The flavor's gone in five seconds.

Overrated.

[Offscreen] Dentyne Ice, right?

Dentyne Ice, yeah! [laughing]

Dentyne Ice. [laughing] Nah.

Yo, Cuz, the quarter, you remember the quarter...

They sell shit that we never buy,

that just has like Swedish Fish...

The little ball come out, that hard-ass ball...

That's a gumball, it's a gumdrop.

Gumdrop and gumballs are two different things.

[laughing]

You ever played Candy Land, nigga?

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Eggs? Overrated, I hate eggs!

Trash. Underrated.

[loudly asserting polarized opinions]

Aight, hold on, hold on. Underrated,

with syrup, that shit fire. Hold on, everybody...

Underrated. With syrup, that shit fire!

Bro, hold on! With syrup that shit's fire.

With syrup, that shit is on fire.

Hold on, we heard you the first five times.

Nobody say nothing. [laughing]

[all laughing]

All right, bro, we got that.

[mocking] But with syrup, that shit fire.

[laughing]

Kirk glitched. Top five!

Yo, come clean. You need eggs to cook, bro.

Yo, eggs is in mad shit. Don't need 'em.

Nigga, you need eggs to fry the fried chicken right.

The Nashville southern fried chicken, you dip them shits...

I hate eggs, but dip them shits in some eggs,

nigga, you'll be alright.

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That nigga know magic and all that, bro.

Once you know magic, you good in my book, bro.

Swapping souls from dog to human...

Know what I'm saying, take your bitch.

The old Chucky's one of the only things that scared me

in my life. You said what?

The old Chucky's one of the only movies that's

ever scary in my life, I was petrified.

Because he know Voodoo, he know magic.

I was scared of dogs and shit.

All right, picture this.

You're running from the cops, right, it's Christmas night.

You run into a Toys-R-Us and you put yourself

in their Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator toy.

That's literally what he did, bro.

Facts. Imagine this nigga chase you

you be like, you know what, I'ma put myself in a toy.

Facts. That shit fire.

[laughing] Y'all niggas is buggin'.

Who said underrated? I didn't say it.

It's a great story... [laughing]

Ain't that what the movie about? [laughing]

I'ma say one thing: Overrated,

'cause it's a toy, you could easily beat up a toy.

[Offscreen] Fuck that. Ahh, no.

I agree, I agree. [laughing]

Actually, now, when you put it like that...

How would Nyck go down there?

A little toy coming at me with a butcher knife,

I'm kicking that toy out the window.

First of all... I'm kicking that nigga!

Overrated!

The toy's about this big... Fuck that.

But he has the strength of a man.

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Yo, I'ma say overrated, 'cause I don't like

sharing showers with nobody.

I don't like when I gotta go in the shower,

and then I gotta put five layers of towels

'cause I don't want my feet to touch the same floor

that other men feet touched. They always sweating.

There be naked niggas walking around at the gym.

Huh?

Yeah, I'll go in there with my flip flops or some shit,

or five towels-- flip flops and the towels.

Mafuckers in the gym be too comfortable,

walking around butt-ass naked and shit.

Y'heard, niggas be naked in the gym.

When we shower in the venues and shit they be nasty.

For all that, I'd just rather go home musty.

Nah, but what irks me the most is

if the curtain touches me.

Oh my god! [all wretching in disgust]

Eww!

[Offscreen] That's the worst, the wet curtain.

OCD like a mafucker. Yo, if the curtain touches

and I know Nyck and Juice, Erick took a shower,

the nigga that's doing catering showered in there and shit?

[laughing]

Yo, that shit is the worst, man.

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Overrated! It depends.

Now specify. Underrated, underrated.

Underrated. Are you serious?

Underrated. Underrated.

We don't even know what's on the other side!

Underrated.

We get to be talking about this some more,

[laughing] what are you kidding me?

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[Offscreen] We need to be sending shit in there

and figuring out what the fuck's going on.

Aren't they making a black hole?

Isn't someone working on making a black hole?

No. I heard something...

They're trying to create... Talking about a fraction...

[Offscreen] He said, [laughing]

We didn't talk about his name, but that nigga

working on a black hole, we don't remember him.

His name is Eric, I forgot the last name.

He making a black hole.

Nah.

I know what you're talking about.

They're crashing two atoms. Black holes is overrated

because they're not even black.

They're doing something in the machine, yeah.

It was like, red, reddish orange.

[laughing] It's the ring.

I think it's cool, though.

Black holes could really be wormholes, and maybe could

make us travel... All right, next question.

light years in the future.

Stephen Hawking, you don't know what you're talking about.

Overrated! We got to get off this, man.

It's about to get deep dark, I don't wanna do this anymore.

Overrated.

A deep sea adventure is underrated.

Nigga talkin' bout wormholes.

[Offscreen] Literally underrated.

You ever been in a black hole?

Huh?

[Offscreen] Yeah, exactly. I have.

Have you ever been in a black hole?

Maybe. [laughing]

I might have been in a black hole,

if you know what I mean, Juice.

[finger guns sound] [laughing]

Shit get uncultured now.

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Oh word, K-Pop, fire! I love K-Pop,

shout out K-Pop. Overrated.

Shout out BTS.

K-Pop: Underrated. I love K-Pop.

We need a Beast Coast K-Pop collab.

[Offscreen] Yeah that's what I'm saying,

he's trying to fucking bag up in this.

K-Pop, we love you.

BTS, bro, come on! No, Blackpink is who

[laughing] I'm going for.

Y'all some posers. Yo we're,

actually we're currently collabing...

[scolding] Aah! I was about to say that...

La la la... Nothing, edit.

I'm just kidding, imagine a BTS/Beast Coast collab

would sound so... That would be

amazing, actually.

'Cause they got seven members.

But we gotta get our coreography down.

What we not gon' have is them K-Pop niggas

coming in showing us how to get down.

[all] Fly!

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