Aparna Nancherla Rates Trump’s Space Force, Murderabilia, and Life

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Bleeding meat substitutes.

As a vegetarian I'm gonna say overrated.

I've found veggie burgers lacking in many ways,

but the fact they don't bleed is

at the bottom of that list.

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Overrated in that they...

I feel like people rely on them a lot

to decide their opinion of New York.

And I just think we need to throw some new ones in the mix

like the millennial graphic designer.

Or the dog sweater Etsy shop owner.

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Nose hair extensions.

I would say underrated.

Let's redefine those standards of beauty.

Let's focus on different parts of our face

and spend more money on them.

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I'm gonna say underrated.

Let's get Hale and Hearty.

I would be happy to endorse them

and be sponsored by them.

I think it would be great to see people walking around

with hot cups of soup instead of coffee.

Then when you accidentally splash it and get burned,

there might be a noodle in the mix,

really change things up.

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I'm gonna say overrated.

I think we could do a lot more with space.

I feel like weaponizing it is just unimaginative.

We could go start-up with it

and just put ping-pong tables everywhere,

some bean bag chairs,

kombucha on tap.

I think weaponizing it is short-sided.

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I'll say underrated.

Cause I, myself tend towards hoarder-like tendencies.

And I feel like I always go for easy things like tote bags

old issues of

catalogs that I don't remember signing up for.

But if I could be like, Well actually you know,

that tote bag used to belong to John Wayne Gacy.

I feel like it would up the banter at my dinner parties

that I still have yet to throw.

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I think overrated in that it feels like

they could both be catfishing each other at the same time.

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Child actors.

I'll say overrated.

I think we can do better than

exploiting humans who are young.

Let's exploit the very old.

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I'm gonna say underrated.

As a stand-up comedian it is kind of upsetting

when you see someone in shorts onstage.

Something about it is deeply disturbing.

But in that sense when I do

see someone with shorts onstage,

I am immediately invested.

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Oh life.

I'll say overrated.

Yeah.

I guess that's a weird way to say I'm pro-choice but...

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