Alex Cameron and Roy Molloy Rate Balding, Crying, and Super Gonorrhea

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Being in contact with fecal matter,

ingesting it by accident,

I think things like that are the source of that disease.

Not eating right.

You're eating right.

Not sleeping enough, shit like that.

I thought I had syphilis last month.

I was in Las Vegas, and I broke out in a full body rash.

Just covered the trunk of my torso, and,

I went to the doctor and, it turned out

it was just a thing called pityriasis which is untreatable.

But goes away over time.

But still has the word pity in it.

Roy was there the whole time.

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Underrated, I think, I wish I could cry.

Something happened in my mid-twenties where I like

discovered the ability,

not the ability, I discovered a compulsion to cry

at the strangest moments, so I'm overrating it.

I could do it a little less,

Like a fuckin' rescue dog, or like old people holding hands.

I just go to bits man, yeah.

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Underrated, man. [Alex groans]

Badly underrated.

Yeah, I had a dream where I was trying to sexually please

this beautiful big woman and then she was sort of like,

Do you mind if I do something that I actually like?

And I was like,

No, I mean, that's why we're here.

And, so she brought in a whole group of people,

all different kinds of people.

And while pleasing here they were also mocking me.

And that felt really good.

I'm saying underrated. [drumroll]

Underrated, I don't think it's a bad look.

It's underrated, yeah, I think if you're gonna go bald,

you just do it in style, you just let it happen over time.

That thing where the hair goes back like that

or like starts growing, like halfway back on the head,

that's inimicable, you know, you can't get that hair cut.

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I guess they're putting

that energy somewhere pretty irrelevant.

Don't know what they'd be doing with it otherwise.

Probably road rage?

If you're sitting on a bus with a bunch of people

and a 10 year old boy started calling you a tool,

you probably wouldn't react to it.

You'd be perplexed, and more often than not

on the internet you're probably interacting

with a 10 year old boy.

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I mean, right now, yeah, I guess overrated.

There's not really a huge need for machismo

at the moment, is there?

No, I think 80% of the male workforce will be replaced

by robots in the next 10 to 15 years.

We'll find out who the real men are.

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Underrated. Yeah, underrated.

I don't know what it is

about the specific suburb we were raised in,

but virtually no one goes by their real name.

I've got an uncle, his name's Foot.

I mean, my granddad was born Bazzle, and changed his name

to Peter after his third born son.

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I like critics, I really like criticism.

I like to imagine a world where I can have an open dialogue

with critics and I can improve as a writer

and a musician based on informed criticism of my work.

But if you write anything negative about our next record,

I'm gonna come down hard on this whole organization.

Yeah, you have an enemy for life.

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