Action Bronson - Over/Under

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He is one of the most douchiest, scummy dudes

that you can ever see in your life

but for some reason I love him.

He's fuckin' amazing.

I love his style.

The wristband on the forearm.

All the different silver jewelry and weird jewelry.

The man has frosted tips in 2014.

He's underrated for sure.

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I don't give a fuck what anyone says.

Mussels don't smell good no matter

whether they're fresh or not.

They smell like straight shit

and I don't like eating shit.

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I'm not buying someone else's garbage.

A thrift store is just so

like how do you know someone didn't do something

so crazy in the outfit you're wearing.

Like yeah I'm gonna buy these pants.

What if he shit his pants in those pants

that you're wearing.

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I like antique furniture if you didn't know that about me.

I might drop 15,000 out on a dining table

pre-war

underrated.

Just don't buy shit.

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Over rated because if you send a dick pic

and it's supposed to go away

who's to say she's not takin' a screenshot.

That doesn't combat the screen shot.

If you're sending a baby dick pic

then you're not gonna send that.

If you have a child's penis and you send it to a woman

they're gonna fucking laugh at you.

You'd have to get a fucking black guys' dick

off the internet and send that.

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I'm gonna go with underrated.

I mean I tried becoming a vegan.

It's just not for me.

It lasted about six minutes.

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Yeah he's fucking overrated.

Fuck him.

Fucking drinks cobble wobble and bullshit.

He's just that douchey white guy that goes to Mexico

oh I'm never goin' back man.

He reminds me of Guy Fieri.

A Guy Fiere I don't like.

That Guy Fieri that shit I don't like.

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Luge, luge is big.

I'm in to luge.

But there's a lot of mother fuckers

that straight fly off the course.

Don't luge your life son.

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