Action Bronson Rates Guy Fieri, Thrift Stores, and Sammy Hagar

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He is one of the most douchiest, scummy dudes

that you could ever see in your life,

but for some reason I love him.

He's fucking amazing.

I love his style, the wristband on the forearm,

all the different silver jewelry and weird jewelry.

Your man has frosted tips in 2014.

He's underrated for sure.

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I don't give a fuck what anyone says,

mussels don't smell good

no matter whether they're fresh or not.

They smell like straight shit you know,

and I don't like eating shit.

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I'm not buying someone else's garbage.

A thrift store is just somebody like--

How do you know someone didn't do something so crazy

in the outfit you're wearing?

Like, yeah I'm gonna buy these pants--

What if he shit his pants?

In those pants.

That you're wearing.

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I like antique furniture, if you didn't know that about me.

I might drop 15,000 on a dining table.

Pre-war.

Underrated.

Just don't buy shit.

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Overrated because if you send a dick pic

and it's supposed to go away,

who's to say she's not taking a screen shot?

That doesn't combat the screen shot.

If you're sending a baby dick pic

then you're not gonna send that.

If you have a child's penis and you send it

to a woman, they're gonna fucking laugh at you.

You'd have to get like a fucking black guy's

dick off the internet and send that.

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I'm gonna go with underrated.

I mean, I tried becoming a vegan.

It's just not for me.

It lasted about six minutes.

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He's fucking overrated, fuck him.

Fucking drinks Cabo Wabo and bullshit.

Like just that douchey white guy that goes to Mexico--

Ah, I'm never going back, man.

(mumbles) He reminds me of Guy Fieri.

A Guy Fieri that I don't like.

That Guy Fieri, that's the shit I don't like.

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Luge is big.

I'm into Luge, but there's a lot of motherfuckers

that straight fly off the course.

Don't Luge your life, son.

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